If you’ve known me for any length of time or been following the blog for a while, you know that I love it when broadcasters flip out. And since I know some of you like this sort of thing too (how could you not?),here’s a cool video montage of some pretty good ones. It’s a …
Category Archives: TV and movies
Putting The Ass In Gold Class
We established long ago thatmovies and the theatre experience are for shit,but that’s not stopping a group of investors from pouring $200 million into something calledVillage Roadshow Gold Class Cinemas. What exactly is a Village Roadshow Gold Class Cinema, you ask. Well for starters, it’s a place where a movie ticket will cost you $35. …
He’s Madder Than Hell, But Him I Can’t Blame, If Treated As Poorly, I’d Feel The Same
Here’s reason 38 gazillion 547 why The Onion is the best site on the internet…other than this one of course. Stop Making Movies About My Books By Dr. Seuss Did you learn all but squat from The Cat In The Hat? Please tell me you fired the prick who made that. I would have stopped …
The End Of Another Era
First Ric Flair retires, and nowthis. After New Year’s Eve, the Royal Canadian Air Farce, a Canadian institution if there ever was one, will be no more. Even though the show is far from what it used to be and doesn’t have the same kind of can’t miss feel to it that it did back …
When I Grow UP, I Want To Crush children’s Imaginations
If this column by Rosa Brooks is any indication, her kids will be in therapy before they reach their teens. Hopefully this article was mostly written as a joke, but somehow I doubt it. I have one question for this woman. If she doesn’t like Disney Princess stuff, why does she own their movies and …
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I Think You Have The Wrong Sue
Hey, everybody who looked for “Sue Hawkins, deaf lady.” Were you really looking for Sue Thomas? That FBI agent who got portrayed on a TV series? If you were, there ya go. As far as I know, Sue Hawkins has not become a deaf lady.
They’re Gonna Laugh When Everybody Hears, Your Name
This isn’t really interesting, only funny. I got a telemarketer call. It was a run of the mill call. After the regular short pause, a voice came on and said, “Hello. Is this Carin?” I answered. Then he said, “Hi Carin. My name is Sam Malone…” after that, I was a lost cause. I held …
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Jail
There’s a new show on myNetworkTV, or at least we just newly discovered it. It’s called Jail. All it is is snippets of people being booked into, well, jail. Usually these folks are the kind of people you may have just seen on Cops getting scooped up. It’s a pretty enlightening show, and you see …
The Attrocities of Uncle Junior, And I’m Not Talking About the Sopranos
YouTube is great! That’s all I can say. Why? Because they have a video of Dominic Chianese massacring the anthems, complete with Joe Bowen’s commentary. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! So, enjoy, if you dare.
For The Land Of The Flat, And The Home Of The Tone-Deaf
Holy crap, I’m writing a hockey post. No, steve didn’t hack into my account and write this one. Well, I lied, it’s not really about hockey. It’s about the caterwauling of the national anthems that came before the December 6th game between the Leafs and the Rangers. To summarize, good god it was horrible. It …
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