We Notice Too Many Ads

Here we go again with the comercials. I saw an ad for Iams dog food that said that the food would produce the seven signs of healthy vitality. Uh, what other kind of vitality is there? I’ve never heard of unhealthy vitality. I guess cancer could have healthy vitality that would be unhealthy for you, …

The Count Is No Balls, Several Strikes

For a while I couldn’t decide whetehr or not I wanted to post this, but I’ve come to the realization that I have to because it’s so weird and because we might not ever see something like it again. Thisis Jose Canseco yes,that Jose Canseco taking on Hong Man Choi in an MMA contest. Yes, …

Jiiiiimmmmmmyyyyyyy!

Steve’s post about train safety made me think of a youtube video I stumbled across while looking for another Play Safe ad that I wanted to find. Does anyone remember the “mean machines” ads? “they can hurt you….they can cut you…” I can’t find them anywhere. But what I found was far, far more terrifying. …

Ready Or Not, Here’s My Bum!

Here’s an odd game I don’t think I’d ever want to play. Maybe I should say I wouldn’t want to be in the same area as someone who’s playing it. It’s calledHide and Go Poop, or poop and go seek, whatever floats your boat. Apparently, you text your fellow hide and go poopers when you’re, …

>Make Mine A Sad Commentary On The World

>Watchingthis old cartoon,I couldn’t help but think about how far not only America, but also the rest of the world, hasn’t come in the 61 years since it was made. A lot of us seem pretty content to continually sign all of our rights and freedoms over to the evil this will cure what ails …

A Bunch Of Stuff From My Head

I’ve been thinking about afew things. Here they are in no particular order. My Trixie dreams have taken a new twist. They’re of two types: One has me going back to training, and some of my classmates are there, only this time, Trixie is with me. We just end up having a refresher, and I …

Never Cry Over Loose Change

Thisis one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine a service like this being a success for very long, but the initial curiosity calls would probably keep it afloat for a little while. Don’t kid yourselves, you know you would call, and it would seem like a great idea until the phone …