Here we go again with more slogans that caught our attention. What a mishmash this is. Every timeI see commercials for denture grip, the stuff that holds dentures in place, it says “now with less ooze!” Ug! Doesn’t that sound wonderful? The idea of stuff oozing around my gums just makes me want to gag. …
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That Squirrel had To Die
Hey squirrels! Get the hell out of Spokane. Park officials have decided you’re too much trouble, so they’re going to detonate you and your tunnels. Yup, seriously. they’ve bought a product called the rodenator that’s supposed to collapse ground rodents’ burrows and kill the squirrels in a humane way. Yeah, because suffocating an animal to …
What A Whopper Of A Story
This story about a bunch of parents being offended by the new Burger King commercial with SpongeBob in it isn’t so bad. At first I thought oh no, people bitching about commercials, getting all worked up over nothing. Then I heard it described and thought maybe they had a case. What I think is pure …
That’s Not A Barstool!
Ann Adams managed to find a video of the motorized barstool. thank you, Ann, you rock. As a very large aside, does anyone know who does this big comedy skit about Ikea and how you can never find your way out and if you took out a compass, you’d go nuts because there’s no north, …
The Man Behind Me Is A Crazy Pitchman
When Carin and I wrote the lateststupid commercials postyesterday, there was mention of about six billion spoofs of the Everest College ads. Just for fun, here’s the good one. It’s about 4 and a half minutes long, but stay with it, it’s pretty funny all the way through. Besides, what else do you have to …
Where’s My Kazoo?!
I found this video of a woman named Amy Gordon playing “america The Beautiful” on the kazoo, but not the way one would expect. One person says she plays the kazoo with her vagina, another says she’s playing 3 kazoos from 3 orifices. I’m frightened. Any way you look at it, she did a fine …
This Post Is Brought To You By…People Who Can’t Write Ads.
A little while ago, I put up a compilation of stupid commercials Steve and I had noticed. Here we come with more. Have you ever noticed in a certain commercial for Everest College, there’s a spot where the girl says “The man behind me? he taught me everything I know…” but the way she says …
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Is Carin Crazy? Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope….
In a couple of posts, this one and this one spring immediately to mind, I went yip yip yip yip yip yip yip, uh-huh, or something similar in the title. then I thought “I wonder how many people don’t know what the hell I’m on about.” Maybe they never saw Sesame Street, or maybe they …
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This Trixie Is Much Bigger
When I went to get Babs, and then later Trixie, the jokes went around about how I should bring home a big enough dog that I could jump on its back and ride. Some other people joked that I should go get one of those guide horses. Of course, in the case of the ones …
If Real Politicians Had This Kind Of Foresight, The World Would Be A Much Better Place
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair