I have nothing much to say about these people who got married at a local McDonald’s. I’m really only posting this so I can make that title joke. But since I’m here, come on, CTV. The best you could come up with was “McWedding vows”? Step it up, guys. Anyway, congratulations to the happy McDoubles. …
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It’s A Nice Day For A WhatsAppp Wedding
Oops there’s something in my eye. Here’s something that’s very 2020. A couple of weeks ago, Steve and I watched someone’s wedding over Whatsapp. It wasn’t just someone. It was Barb and Alex’s wedding, and if the stupid Coronavirus hadn’t come along and squashed all this year’s hopes and dreams, we were supposed to be …
You May Flash The Waitress
I don’t know if it’s all uphill or downhill from here, but married life is definitely off to a rough start for you when day one consists of drunkenly, creepily and forcefully trying for some sexy time with a teenage waitress in a bathroom and fighting with the resulting police officers at your own wedding. …
I’d Like To Propose A Toasted
I don’t know what Amanda Willis was arrested eight times for, but I imagine her now former best friend Jennifer Butler does, which makes me wonder how short Mrs. Butler was on maid of honour candidates especially based on arrest number nine. “She was a mess. She drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball,” …
Honey, Will You Marry…..Weeeeeeee!
This sounds like something straight out of a sitcom. A man in the Netherlands, intending to propose to his girlfriend by hoisting himself up to her window with a crane, instead had to get himself to safety when the crane fell onto the roof of a neighbouring house instead of going along with the plan. …
I Now Pronounce You Old, Smashed, Creepy And Gross
I’m hardly what you’d call religious, but even I understand that it takes a special sort of person to have sex on a church lawn. But it takes an even more special (Specialer?) type to do it in broad daylight…during a wedding…that isn’t your own…and that you weren’t even invited to. Stone then approached Sandra …
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I Think I’m Gonna Bother You
I forgot to write about this in the post about my brother’s wedding. Oh well, I felt this thing neded its own post anyway. Warning! I’m probably about to sound like a very old woman. When the dancing started, all the songs were pretty good. After their first dance, they played the song that was …
Another Sibling Officially Married Off
I should write about this before it gets too crazy late. My brother got married a couple of weeks ago. Well, this was the big affair that they had been planning out anyway. They technically got married in City Hall back in 2012, but since you can’t invite everybody you’d want at your wedding to …
Help The Shoe Thief Win His Wedding. Yes, I Said Wedding!
Our old pal the Shoe Thief asked if I could do him a favour, and who am I to say no to that guy? I don’t think we’ve mentioned it before here, but as of last summer, he’s engaged! To a girl! And she’s real! They haven’t set a date yet, but here’s where we …
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How To Give A Good Wedding Speech
Since there’s a better than good chance that in the next couple of years I’m going to be a fairly big part of a couple of weddings, I’m glad I saw this. How To Give A Best Man Toast That Doesn’t Suck It says best man, but since pretty much every wedding speech in the …
