FOUR!…Thousand Pieces Of Litter In The Park

You’d think there would have to be a better way to pay tribute to dead golfers than tossing over 3000 golf balls into the Joshua Tree National Park from your car over a 2 year period, but you’d likely be thinking that because you aren’t57-year-old Douglas Jones who is facing jail time for doing that …

Hop On the Bus, Gus, drop Your Pants, Lance, Put A Condom On, John…What?

Ok, here’s a situation for ya. You’re on a school bus, driving along. the bus slows down and…a naked, crazy man comes through the window while the bus is still moving! Oh wait, he wasn’t quite naked, he had a condom on. Kids jump out the back of the bus, the guy shoves the driver …

Your Argument Has No Teeth, And Neither Do You

I was just thinking. We haven’t had a good weirder than weird story in a while. Here’s one. Robert Henry Stahl has a thing for getting in fights with people and then trying to snatch their dentures from their mouths. Why? And how does he know they have dentures? Does he only fight with people …

It’s Florida, What More Need I Say

I think it’s fair to say that it wouldn’t be out of line to expect a story headlinedFight breaks out in car driving on U.S. 19, man batters another with fish tank and beer bottle, cops sayto be pretty damned awesome, and boy oh boy does this one not disappoint. Daniel L. Winter, 26, spent …

Chew On This For A While

Yup, this definitely is in the weirder than weird category. Picture this. You’re gardening, just rakin’ and workin’ the earth, la dee dee, when suddenly, an angry-looking dude starts coming towards you yelling something in Spanish. You don’t know this man and you don’t speak Spanish, so you don’t think he’s mad at you….until he …

I Guess they Got A Little Too Physical

Hmmm. Does the story of Christine Newton-John exercising her husband to death fall into the >weirder than weird files? I think so. So Christine Newton-John wasn’t born that way. She was born John Vallandingham. Her husband to be, James Mason, already lived at the boarding house of her grandmother and shared a room with the…boy? …

Flaming Weird

Ug. In the case of a poor old man’s incontinence pants becoming flaming incontinence pants, having their inner liner being described as molten globules never brings good images to the mind. But this reporter seemed very fond of using those two words frequently. What’s really weird is why was this dude in a wheelchair just …