Every now and then I sit around and think to myself, “self, you have some weird ideas sometimes.” Then I’ll hear about something likethis,and I start to wonder if I’m really all that odd after all. A 38-year-old chinese man has figured out that he can pull a car with his ears while walking on …
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Happy Mother’s Day
I’m a pretty open minded guy and my Mom is pretty cool, but I have to say that the idea ofgetting her sex toys for Mother’s Dayis pretty creepy. But as weird as it is, read this webpage anyway because the sales pitches are worth it, like this one for instance.: “The Older MomIs your …
No Thanks
I just learned something that I really didn’t want to know. Apparently you can rent sex toys. Yes, rent them, like you would a video or a car. If you’re interested, and judging by some of the stuff that shows up in our search results more than a few of you probably are, have a …
I’m Frightened
I had the TV on, and on came an ad for something called Fruit2O. It was apparently fruit-flavoured water that doesn’t have any juice and is 0 calories. They call it fresh-picked water. So what exactly is that? It says doing something good for yourself never tasted so good. But what exactly are you putting …
When You Absolutely, Positively Have To Fall Asleep Right Now
Greg just pointed me in the direction of what could easily be the most boring thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing. Golf. But not just any golf, we’re talking about golf that’s being broadcast on the radio. Seriously, if you click here, you can listen to Masters Radio, hosted by guys who make …
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Ok, I’m Officially Creeped Out
I’ve seen a lot of crazy and disgusting things in my time, but I thinkthisis right up near the top. You’d think that with a title like “Natural Harvest Cooking: An inspirational collection of semen based recipes,” that “Cooking With Cum – The Book!” couldn’t possibly be for real. Well at least that’s what I …
Someone Will Buy This
I’m not making this up, I swear. This is an actual advertisement for an actual product that actual people will actually buy. Sometimes I wish I worked in the marketing industry just so I could sit in on the meetings and get a look at the ideas they reject, since this is the kind of …
Ok, Knock it Off!
So I’m sleeping, and I left the TV on. I wake up, and this is the first thing I hear. “More news on the Pope. We take you now to a press conference at the hospital.” A translator is feverishly spitting out the English equivalent to what some Italian guy is saying. What he’s apparently …
Bank Machines In Braille
Not sure if this is true, but somebody emailed it to me and it’s funny. Anxious to ‘include’ as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside its main office. The poster has been placed inside a display case with …
A Hug? Or a Strangle Hold?
I just got another one of these stupid emails. They’re all the same. “This is a hug certificate. Here’s a nice sappy poem that I didn’t write and isn’t really that great. Send this to your friends and send it back to me. If I don’t get it back, I know how you feel.” Why …
