The Only Thing Better Than Meeting Your Girl In The Park Is Parking Your Meat In Your Girl

Check out this big collection of weird sex laws. Some highlights include:During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. …

Can You Hear Me Now?

A german scam artist [I refuse to use the word inventor] has releaseda mobile phone for the dead.No, I’m serious, stop laughing. Ok don’t, but I’m still serious. The phone, which goes by the name Telefon-Engel [which translated into English means Phone Angel], comes in a black box with a loudspeaker that is placed on …

Culinary Double Standard

Sorry about the lack of updates this week, but things have been a nice combination of busy and boring which doesn’t really work out so well when it comes to thinking up topics worth posting about. But while all of you were sitting here waiting for one of us to say something, I was out …

For The Man Who Has Everything

If you’re like me, you’ve got a few people on your Christmas shopping list who are impossible to buy for. Whether you have no idea what they like or you know what they like but they already have it, these huge pains in the ass have been the cause of much frustration throughout the holiday …

Honest Honey, I’m Just Sick

Something tells me that this one isn’t going to be a rare disorder for too much longer. CANBERRA, Australia – If you’re cheating on your spouse and get caught, you could use this as your alibi. Apparently, an Australian doctor has diagnosed one of his patients as having a disorder that leads her to have …

More People Who Need To Get Out More

I swear on a stack of, um, ible-bays that I’m not making this up. Somebody has actually taken the time to translate the entire bible into Pig Latin. Don’t believe me? Well click this link and see it for yourself. Only part of it is available on the site right now because of what the …