If you’re like me, you’ve got a few people on your Christmas shopping list who are impossible to buy for. Whether you have no idea what they like or you know what they like but they already have it, these huge pains in the ass have been the cause of much frustration throughout the holiday […]
Category Archives: why?
Honest Honey, I’m Just Sick
Something tells me that this one isn’t going to be a rare disorder for too much longer. CANBERRA, Australia – If you’re cheating on your spouse and get caught, you could use this as your alibi. Apparently, an Australian doctor has diagnosed one of his patients as having a disorder that leads her to have […]
More People Who Need To Get Out More
I swear on a stack of, um, ible-bays that I’m not making this up. Somebody has actually taken the time to translate the entire bible into Pig Latin. Don’t believe me? Well click this link and see it for yourself. Only part of it is available on the site right now because of what the […]
Ain’t That Just A Kick in the Nuts
Some people have way too much spare time and need to get out more. Take for example the person responsible for this completely legitimate article, a man who should really consider a new hobby. I’m in severe pain just reading this and my head is spinning from trying to figure out how exactly this could […]
Starving Artist
An artist in London England who has spent the last 2 years of his life constructing a giant snot ball from mucus collected from his own nose is now ready to part with his creation. James Robert Ford is searching for an art collector to buy the ball, which has already been displayed at 4 […]
Something To Be Proud Of
I was sitting around eating supper and watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” earlier tonight when I heard one of those things that just made me stop dead and go “huh?” During a break in the action the host was talking to the contestant, going over some of that biographical info they make all […]
Design Flaw
Right now I’m in the market for a new jean jacket because my old one is looking, well, old. So being the smart shopper that I am, I’ve gone into a few different places looking for just the right one at just the right price. But through my search for that perfect coat I’ve noticed […]
Random Observations From The Middle Of A Snow Storm
Ok so I’m not actually in the middle of the snow storm itself, I’m in my nice warm house but my nice warm house is right smack dab in the middle of a great big storm that’s pretty much got the entire province shut down so it’s close enough. The only good thing to come […]
Why Would Anybody Want That?
Today I officially lost my faith in humanity and learned a valuable lesson at the same time. People will steal absolutely anything, no matter how much actual value it happens to have. I’ve been feeling a little under the weather for the last couple days so being the helpful soul that she is my girlfriend […]
Offspring And Such
Good Monday Morning to you all, Well this will be short as I have much to, not the least of which being sending hate mail to carin over her views on “Hit That”. But…. Last night I was listening to The New Music and they threw out another track from the new Offspring album that […]
