Ain’t That Just A Kick in the Nuts

Some people have way too much spare time and need to get out more. Take for example the person responsible for this completely legitimate article, a man who should really consider a new hobby. I’m in severe pain just reading this and my head is spinning from trying to figure out how exactly this could …

Something To Be Proud Of

I was sitting around eating supper and watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” earlier tonight when I heard one of those things that just made me stop dead and go “huh?” During a break in the action the host was talking to the contestant, going over some of that biographical info they make all …

Random Observations From The Middle Of A Snow Storm

Ok so I’m not actually in the middle of the snow storm itself, I’m in my nice warm house but my nice warm house is right smack dab in the middle of a great big storm that’s pretty much got the entire province shut down so it’s close enough. The only good thing to come …

Why Would Anybody Want That?

Today I officially lost my faith in humanity and learned a valuable lesson at the same time. People will steal absolutely anything, no matter how much actual value it happens to have. I’ve been feeling a little under the weather for the last couple days so being the helpful soul that she is my girlfriend …

Your Tax Dollars At Work

I just saw these in a weird news publication and since this sort of thing always makes me laugh, and since nothing has been posted here since Monday, I figure I’ll share. Here are a few really strange American laws that are no joke. Remember that no matter what country you live in, you’re paying …

Adventures At The Mall… And Hatred Towards Offspring

So…. last night I went to the mall. I’ll give you a moment to take all that in…… Nothing out of the ordinary. Bought some decent clothes for work, dropped over $200.00 on cd’s and dvd’s, y’know? the usual. Towards the end of my adventure at the mall, I find myself waiting outside Randy River …