Would You Like Guys With That?

Thank you Amanda for ruining my day, my week and my quite a long time after that with this, which I sure as hell hope turns out to be some kind of weird hoax. In what’s being called an attempt to raise awareness of sexual minorities, an artist from Japan cooked up a ballsack buffet …

Does The K-E Stand For Killing Everyone?

I’ll admit it. I could stand to lose a few pounds. A few more than a few, to be completely honest. But if this is what I’d have to resort to to do it, I’ll happily remain my jolly, slightly doughy self. Brides-to-be looking to shed that final 10, 15 or 20 pounds in order …

Excuse Me While I Text My Girlfraud…I Mean Girlfriend. Yeah, Girlfriend

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, unless you’re me. But no matter who you are this video is worth a lot, because I don’t think there are enough words in this or any other language to do it the proper justice. Text messaging service allows men to pretend to have a …

Rape Threats Over Blog Entries? Seriously?

Someone retweeted this article about the things another blogger goes through because she blogs about women’s rights, and I’m in shock. The most we’ve ever gotten was some poorly-written hate mail. I can’t imagine actually getting threats that would make me live in fear. Even scarier is that she’s not alone. According to this, not …

Things To Do: Waste Time, Bore My Followers…

If I’d had any sense, I should have put this next thing up the day Steve wrote about the ability to make twit tickets. But since I don’t, it goes up today. For some inexplicable reason, someone has come up with the ability for people to write their to do list using Twitter. It’s called …

What A Silky Soft Timeline I Have

I have not a clue why you would want to do this, but if you aren’t me and feel that you could benefit from such a thing, here’s some info on how to build yourself a Twitter and RSS feed printing toilet paper dispenser. Yes, it will actually print things onto toilet paper. I guess …

Talk About A Hot Beef Injection

This story is weird on so many levels. According to the story, Janet Hardt had a weird obsession. She liked injecting things into her face. It didn’t seem that she was doing it to improve her looks, as her face was kinda disfigured from the scarring caused by the repeated infections that resulted. She just …

Tip The Wheelchair Man, Or He’ll Tip You Out Of Your Wheelchair!

Wheelchair Abandoned In North Guelph I read the story, and have so many questions. How did the chair get separated from its user? And why out in that deserted area? Did someone steal the chair? Was there an unidentified man across the street who couldn’t get up? Or did someone attend one of those religious …