I Am The Very Model Of Effective Social Distancing

We’re supposed to call it physical distancing now, but whatever. I like that change, by the way. It’s a much better description of what’s supposed to be going on. You can be social from a physical distance thanks to all of our old and new technology, and the same people who keep telling us to […]

Semicolons Just Made Sense To Me For Like The First Time Ever

I write a lot, but I virtually never use semicolons. In fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever used one here (no, I’m not combing through every post to check, although one of you can feel free to do that if you have nothing else going on ever again). We covered them in school, but for […]

Thanks To Editing, It Truly Is A Once In A Lifetime Experience

I’m glad that 570 News seems to have finally edited that commercial where the woman is plugging a trip to Spain and says “it truly is a once in a lifetime experience. I can’t wait to go back.” Yes, she really did say that and nobody caught it. How do you miss a mistake that […]

Yes, I get Hung Up ON Little Things Sometimes. Kiss My Glute Region

I did get a chuckle out of these dunderheads driving their stolen car full of drugs straight into a RIDE program checkpoint, but I’m more hung up on the fact that somebody involved with either the creation of this news brief or the police press release it’s almost certainly sourced from decided to use the […]

This Is The Match That Never Ends?

At #WWECrownJewel, @WWERollins will defend his #UniversalTitle in a #FallsCountAnywhere match against #TheFiend @WWEBrayWyatt, and the match CANNOT be stopped for ANY REASON! #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/1dtHqZbEbY — WWE Network (@WWENetwork) October 19, 2019 At #WWECrownJewel, @WWERollins will defend his #UniversalTitle in a #FallsCountAnywhere match against #TheFiend @WWEBrayWyatt, and the match CANNOT be stopped for ANY REASON! […]