A few years ago, we had a very sketchy next door neighbour for a while. He had a lot of very sketchy friends, a good number of whom had trouble finding his apartment. Several times I answered our door and was greeted by a very confused individual who I then had to redirect down the …
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A Sweep Of The Area Eventually Turned Up The Correct Victim
I’m not here to judge anybody (Who am I kidding?). I’m merely here to point out that if you’re going to hire a couple of guys to break into your house to act like home invaders that want to tie you up and stroke you with a broom while you’re wearing only underwear, that maybe …
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You’re Cut Off, Officer
Noel Smith must have had himself an evening. So much so that when it was time to head home and turn in, he forgot where home was. Carol Carr was home with her teenage daughters on August 1 when the girls began screaming, saying that Smith walked into their bedroom and then walked out. Smith …
Long Weekend Audio: Caboom!Cast
The urge struck us to do some more audio, so here we are. We had a lot of fun doing this one. It started with me not saying go at the right moment. Woops. Welcome to me not being a good record button-pusher. Then we just rambled about the awesome weather, the Blue Jays winning …
Garage? Toilet? What’s The Difference?
This story brings back memories of the old story of Austin Horries Purifoy A woman heard her garage door slam, and her dog bark. Then she saw a naked man in her garage. So she called police. By the time they got there, they found the drunk, naked man had taken a big ol’ crapperoo …
>Howdy, Neighbour!
>Even though we spend a considerable portion of our time here relating stories of folks doing horrible things and many of you seem to like that, it’s nice to remind ourselves now and then that good does still exist in the world. Among all of the stupid criminals, horrible parents and people who can’t hear …
Everybody Wants To Meet The Girl Next Door, But There Are Better Ways To Go About It Than This
Good idea: Taking a shower to sober yourself up after a long night of drinking.Bad idea: Taking your sober up showerat the neighbour lady’s house because you got lost on the way back to your own. “He was very apologetic,” Superintendent Daniel Shean said. The man got lost on the way to his house in …
I Don’t Know What’s More Smashed, Him Or The Door
You know, at least Karl Kornrumpf was close to his house when he tried to break down the wrong door. He was only one street over, not 8 miles from it, or worse yet, 46 miles from it. Two things stand out. That’s one tough door, and he sure seems like an honest guy. I …
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B and B? Nope, Try B and E
That would be a weird thing to have happen. You’re sitting outside in your yard with relatives, when one of them goes inside and finds a credit card on the stairs that doesn’t belong to you or anyone there. You soon find out that it belongs to the strange man sleeping in your bed, who …
>If The Key Doesn’t Work, Check The Address.
>You know how I thought a guy drunkenly thinking he was home when he was 8 miles from home was bad? Here’s a guy 46 miles from home. Aaron Ward pissed on himself, stripped off his clothes and tried to climb into what he thought was his window. How about nope? Now, I don’t know …
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