For as long as we’ve been tracking how people get here and what they’re looking for to get them here, our top keyword has had a story behind it. With our old tracker, our top keyword was “Randy”. This was caused by the flurry of folks looking for Randy Orton’s penis. For a while, it …
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Looks Like Timothy Placko’s Back In Trouble
Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of people looking for Timothy Placko. Everybody remember him? He’s the guy who was found with a van full of weird things like women’s sonograms and teeth. Incidentally, I never heard how that trial went. Well, I guess he didn’t get a long sentence, because the searches have also been …
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Trauma To The Groin
I was looking at the search queeries, and someone’s looking for the guitar chords for Heywood Banks’s song “Trauma to the Groin.” Well, damn you, now you’ve put the song in my head. So, while I don’t have chords for ya, here’s the song. Ya know, with all the traumas to the groin we list …
Give A Dog A Bone, But Don’t Give A Guide Dog A Ball
I saw this search yesterday, but was too sleepy to tackle it. 24 Apr, Sat, 07:35:11Google:why can you not let guide dogs play with a ball My answer may not be the right one, but it’s my understanding. I know a couple raisers read from time to time, so feel free to chime in, and …
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It All Started With A Little Search
You never know what will start a cascade of thoughts. It can be as simple as something I saw in our tracker. Something like this: 16 Jan, Sat, 04:19:33Google:dog wearing gloves Gloves? Like boots? Did they mean boots? I guess boots kind of look like mitts, mitts with soles on them. But do they really …
You Are Here?
As usual, it’s been a while since I’ve tried to crank out one of these things. It’s getting harder and harder the longer the site lives because once you’ve made a joke about a search, it’s hard to make it again and still have it come off kind of original. There’s also the growing problem …
Large Babble-Fest Comin’ Your Way
It’s been a little while since I’ve talked about whatever I wanted without a singular focus, and the mood struck me to do it, so here I am. Mother Nature is a miserly old witch this year. She gave us a short summer, and then, right on schedule, brought the fall! There is something in …
Searching For Trouble
Pulled from our tracker: 31 May, Sun, 15:56:20Yahoo:fakeguide dog covers I know you’ll probably never see this, Mr. anonymous search douche, but raaar! If you’re doing what I think you are, you can eat a bag of hell. Ok, now that I’ve got my rage out of the way, I’ll try and form a more …
You Are Here?
I just did a quick check, and it appears I haven’t done one of these since last November. Wow, that seems like way too long. So I’ll spare you a whole lot of banter since I don’t have much of substance to say today (How is this different from most other days?) and we’ll get …
Stupidi-Tea
Last week sometime, I noticed a search on our tracker thingy that said something to the effect of “snopes teabag protest mailing.” I looked at that, befuddled and confused. I went to snopes, and found no entries. So I gave it no more thought. Today, I get my snopes newsletter thingy, and Voila!” I now …
