Can someone turn this into a language I can understand? 17 Dec, Wed, 20:07:44Google:heroin cutting agents that shiver puke How does one shiver puke? I think this person should get off the heroin real quick. they’re not making sense.
29 Nov, Sat, 12:39:45Google:mushers secret help elderly dog get up on hardwood floors Ok, anonymous search dude, this could mean two things. Are you trying to say that the dog can’t get up after you put the wax on their paws? Maybe put a towel down under them when you do it, so their slidey […]
Just came across this in our recent searches… 11 Nov, Tue, 21:28:13Google:pwinsider won’t let me use pop up blockers I remember this being an older problem, but if you’re still having it, here are a few things you can do. Try out Super Ad Blocker. It’s a really good product, best pop-up blocker I’ve ever […]
The other day I was going through my files trying to clean things up when I stumbled across a bunch of old search terms that I forgot I had. So since this stuff never truly ages and since there’s always new material coming in, it’s time once again to make fun of our readership and […]
I had some random thoughts, so figured I should heave them up here in no particular order. Although you’d never know it from today’s weather, which I want to see stay as long as possible, that bastard old man known as winter is going to show up and I’m not looking forward to it. When […]
> 02 Nov, Sun, 23:53:26Google:can i get an std from eating shit Why on earth do you want to know? Did you eat shit? Why? *gag*.
>I was doing my morning check of the site stats earlier today and found this: 15 Oct, Wed, 03:05:30Google:Tom King ndp gilbert gottfried That’s odd I thought to myself. They certainly don’t sound alike, but with the whole blindness thing going on it’s sort of impossible to figure out if they look alike. So I […]
> 24 Sep, Wed, 18:51:08Google:tna pants groped raped banged I know how you feel, my friend. I usually feel the exact same way after watching an episode of Impact.
I was just looking at our search thingamabob, and holy crap, it is overwhelmed by folks looking for “Sarah Palinte”. This makes me wonder what the root is for all the searches. I hope it is people trying to find the place where the “239-year-old hag” called Sarah Palin that name. If I knew said […]
01 Aug, Fri, 05:04:49Google:sasha bennington msn address Um, why? She’s 11. Unless you’re 11 too, you’re a perv. Maybe you should go here. Maybe you belong there. 03 Aug, Sun, 06:31:03Google:Vince Weiguang Li, fuckin’ scumbag Yikes! Someone has an opinion already. I don’t know what I’d call vince. Maybe deranged, or disturbed, or scary, but […]