The Polite Perv

23 May, Fri, 17:30:42Google:pictures of randy orton penis please What’s with people writing search queeries like they’re talking to the search engine? “Can I have some Randy Orton penis pictures, please? If it’s not too much trouble. Thank you ever so much!” It’s a computer. It doesn’t need to be talked to. You’re actually screwing …

Strange Questions In The Google Searches

28 Apr, Mon, 06:20:44Google:is superantispyware a piece of shit? Interesting. It sounds like you’re having a bad run of luck with it. No, it’s pretty good. It found about a zillion cookies that Ad-Aware never found. Plus, if it makes a mistake, you can tell the company so. One time, it thought one of the …

I Have To Put This Up, Or I’ll Keep Giggling

16 Apr, Wed, 06:50:39   Google:  assful of juicy man goo Well hello again Hardon Ricky. Nice to see you. It has to be you who searched for such a, um, graphic search term. Sadly, we’re on the first page for that queery, below some nasty links to anal videos and something called sex cube. Alrighty then. But …