What Year Is It Again?

Sometimes I see something that makes me want to flop my head down on the desk and cry. After all the positive steps I’ve seen women make, I see girls wanting to sabotage their own progress and put everyone back 50 years. I see them thinking thoughts that should have been shunned, but they still think them. I see girls viewing themselves as property.

Yup, property. Property of men. In 2007, there are people who still see themselves as only someone’s girlfriend, someone’s wife, someone’s something. When a friend of the boyfriend, who the girl also knows and has explicitly told him that she is not interested makes a pass at her, her first response is, “How can he say he’s my boyfriend’s friend if he’ll try and make a pass at me?”

Aaaaaa!

I have to do that again!

Aaaaaaaaa!

How about “How can someone who claims to like me not respect me enough to keep things just friendly, as I have asked?” That should be the first response. I agree with the other one, but that should be second. He made a move on you that you didn’t want, and he did it completely on purpose, and you know this! That is the most important thing. Girls, you are yourselves first, not someone else’s chattel! God! Thinking those thoughts only leaves you open to being taken advantage of by pigs who still believe that stuff. I’m not trying to blame you for other people’s behaviour, but if more of us can realize that that line of thinking is a load of horseshit, next time we hear it from some guy or some other girl, we can say, “That’s a load of horseshit!” Then maybe we’ll start to bend their thinking. If less people believe them, less people can be controled.

It pisses me off just as much when I hear girls fighting over a guy, screaming, “He’s mine!” Is he a sack of potatos? No! He’s a thinking, living, breathing being. If he left Girl A and is now with Girl B, well that’s his choice. Girl A does not have possession of him, nor does Girl B. If he decides that things just can’t work with Girl B after all and either goes back to Girl A or moves onto Girl C, well sucks to be you too, Girl B.

Then I hear, “Don’t give a guy the first ring, because that’s the guy’s job.” Says who? We’re trying to get out of a society where girls only do girl things and guys only do guy things. I know we’re a long way from that point, but we’ve gotta start somewhere! I figure if a guy can cook dinner, then a girl can give the first ring.

Then, saddest of all, I see girls blaming themselves for the sexual advances of others towards them. I didn’t think I’d actually meet a girl who believed that her mere existence was enough to seduce guys into hitting on her, into trying to kiss her, into having no regard for the word “no!” I’d read stories about rape, and people’s belief that it was their fault just because they were there, and I was shocked and saddened, but I hadn’t met someone who was younger than me and still believed that.

Ug, sometimes it seems like there’s a lot of hope for society. And then I see things like that and I’m left to wonder if we’re doomed.

We’re Breaking Stuff Again

In the next little while, you might notice some odd things on the site. And Brad, before you get any ideas, I’m not talking about me or Carin. No, not Matt either, stop that! We’re just trying out some small changes and looking at adding a new feature. Yes, I said new feature.

We know that a lot of people have no idea what an RSS feed is, nor do they have the first clue about how to use one. We also know that a lot of people don’t really care what an RSS feed is and don’t want to know how to use one. So Carin and I did a little thinking [strange I know] and we decided that we’re going to test out a system that will allow you to get your syndicated blog goodness via good old-fashioned email. I’m not sure when it will be ready to go, but when it is, you’ll all be welcomed to help us test it out. Actually, here’s where I almost start begging. Please help us test it out. The more feedback we can get the better. Don’t worry, you won’t be flooded with a bunch of messages you don’t want. If all goes according to plan you’ll only get 1 email each day that has summaries of and links to the previous day’s posts in it. In other words, if we post a bunch of stuff, you’ll get 1 big email. If we decide to be lazy and not post anything for a day or 2, you’ll get nothing and you’ll enjoy it. If this thing works out, it’ll be perfect for everyone who’s ever said to themselves “I haven’t been there in a long time, I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.” You’ll have access to everything you haven’t seen starting from the time you sign up, even if it’s not on the main page of the site anymore. You’ll only be limited by your inbox storage quota.

As for the other little changes I talked about earlier, you probably won’t even notice them. That said, if you do notice them and not in a good way, please email either me or Carin and we’ll do our best to take care of any problems.

Thanks in advance to anybody who helps us out. And by the way, if you’ve ever wondered why Smokey the Bear’s wife never got pregnant, it’s because every time she would get even a little hot, he’d throw dirt on her and beat her with a shovel.

I Thought It Would Be American Idol Contestants

According to this story, the noise a person makes while vomiting has been scientifically proven to be the worst sound in the world.

Professor Trevor Cox and a team of researchers at Salford University’s Acoustic Research Centre in the UK conducted a year-long online study during which over 1.1 million people from around the world listened to and voted for their least favourite of 34 unpleasant sounds, with the sound of what appears to be a person losing a pretty substantial lunch coming out [see what I did there?] ahead.

If you click on the link above, you can download 4 of the highest rated noises. I did, and here are a few quick observations.

  1. Somebody ralphing is hardly the worst sound in the world. In fact, whatever was going on with the guy in this clip made me giggle like a madman.
  2. I think they might have rigged the study. I have no other explanation for why the puking sound is a full minute long while the others clock in at only a few seconds each.
  3. Unless the 30 sounds we didn’t get to hear were fantastically annoying, I can’t figure out how those fucking babies didn’t win in a goddamn landslide. They don’t even sound like babies at all. they sound more like sheep kittens from hell. I challenge any of you to try to come up with a better description than that. I also challenge any of you to try to listen to that sound 3 times like I did and not have even fleeting thoughts about taking your own life.

Obviously I don’t agree with the list, and since I’m right about everything, I assume quite a few of you won’t either. So if you’re in the mood, feel free to share what you think should have won out. You don’t have to stick to the things mentioned in the news story or the press release either, especially since we don’t know what most of them are.

Have fun, and I’ll hopefully be back soon with something else.

Are you really playing Farrelly?

Man oh man. Politics makes people regress, I swear. Just have a look at one of our city councillors if you don’t believe me.

Ever since we had our municipal election in November, there has been a tug of war going on between two councillors over a seat. It all started when Kathleen Farrelly won her seat from the existing councillor Laura Baily by one vote. Baily asked for a recount and Farrelly said she’d live with the result. The recount made it a tie, so they said they would have a draw to settle the tie. Baily’s name was drawn, which made Farrelly throw a fit and ask that a judge throw out four ballots that were deemed ambiguous. So, for two months, she has been serving on council, but nobody really knows if she’s going to be able to stay or not.

Now, the judge denied her application, saying that she didn’t dispute the ballots at the recount. Wanna know what her defense was? She was late and missed the briefing and reading of some of them. Yep, spoken like someone who’s truly serious about serving on the council. Is that even a defense? I hear that, and all I can think is, “You snooze, you lose. Tough break, but sucks to be you.”

So now we should know who’s on council. Baily is in, Farrelly is gone, it should be settled now, right? Wrong! There’s still a tantrumming little girl on the scene. Farrelly now says she’s going to speak to her lawyer and ask what the next steps are. How about act like a big girl and go home and except your losses. Maybe next time, you can run again and, if you’re lucky, the people will not remember your childish antics and you might get in without all this whining and moaning.

People say the dumbest things.

I swear that when the media comes around, people get stupid. Ok, here’s the story. Two days ago, a guy got into a private school at the time when parents were coming to collect their kids and take them home. He sexually assaulted a seven-year-old girl in the washroom. He got caught, he got arrested, the girl got taken to the hospital, treated and released.

Now, they’re understandably trying to figure out how this guy got in. The front door is locked, the back door is locked too, except for when parents are coming to get their kids, and that’s when this guy got in. So they’re trying to figure out if there’s any way they can make things safer.

That’s when the bullshit starts flying. I quote. “Private schools need to follow the public system’s lead when it comes to buttressing security.” that was spoken by Ontario Education Minister Kathleen Wynne, to which I respond with, oh, shut it. It could have easily happened in a public school, and you damn well know it. No one has a perfect record. Shit happens. If you honestly don’t believe this, maybe you should go back and read an article about a similar assault in an Edmunton public school. It even happened in a bathroom stall. I know it wasn’t in Ontario, but the point is the same. Guys like these are predators. They scope out the scene for a long, long time before they do this. They figure out the time to strike. All anyone can do is try and be vigilant. It’s horrible if it happens, but it can happen anywhere. Anyone who doesn’t believe that is full of it.

That doesn’t make what happened any easier or less scary. But that doesn’t make the school any less safe. Until we see proof that the school was horribly negligent in protecting the kids, I don’t think anyone can assign blame. I hope Minister Wynne is ready to eat her words if, god forbid, any of her public school kids go missing or get assaulted in a similar way on school property.

I Said Pardon?

I know we’ve talked about the ridiculousness of spam and the burning question of why anyone would buy anything from an email that only said High atrium elliptical centrifuge antithesis, click here. But sometimes I get a spam that grabs my attention and makes me laugh.

Like today for instance. As I was deleting my spam, I saw one with this subject line: “to know poop.” What? Why would I want to know poop? What could that spammer possibly be selling me, and whose attention were they trying to grab? Are proctologists the newest targets for spammers? What the hell?

Then, there was an email with the same person in the from field. Its subject line? “I almost forgot.” What? This person wanted to tell me more about poop? No thanks. I’m not interested.

A Severe Case of Norwalk? Or Stupidity!

Ug. Morons! I throw up my hands in complete dismay and disbelief.

I found a story in the Merc that makes me want to scream. Ok. For the past 10 or so days, there has been a Norwalk-like virus going around certain sections of the hospital. So, to prevent more people from getting it, and to prevent its continued spread through the patients that are already in the, um, hospital, they have put on restrictions as to who can have visitors. This is the list of people who can have visitors.

  • immediate family members of critically ill or palliative-care patients.
  • parents of young patients.
  • partners of women about to deliver.

Sounds pretty fair, doesn’t it? Plus, any visitors are required to wash their hands, put on gloves and wear gowns when they come and visit these people. In addition to visitor restrictions, they’ve canceled any elective surgeries that were scheduled so more people don’t stay there and catch the virus. So it must be a pretty serious outbreak.

But what the hospital is seeing, along with the viral outbreak, is an outbreak of moronic behaviour. People are *sneaking* in to visit their friends or loved ones who are in the hospital who are not on the list of people who can have visitors. Because they’re sneaking in, they’re not following the whole handwashing and glove and gown protocols that have been put in place for visitors! And now nurses are having to act like bouncers and kick them out!

Why! Why! Why! Good god people are bone stupid! Here’s a list of common excuses that nurses get from these idiots:

  • They don’t feel sick.
  • maybe not yet, asshole! You may have it and don’t know it. For a while, you’re asymptomatic! And if you don’t have it, a foolproof way to get it is to expose yourself to an area which is flooded with it.

  • They don’t care if they get the virus.
  • Again, I say, not yet. You’ll care when you’re in the bed next to beloved Aunt Olga who you just had to see.

  • Their loved one is very ill and needs them there to get better.
  • Did you ever think that maybe your being there could make them get sicker?

  • They are only in town for a few days and this is their only chance to see the patient.
  • Are they dying? I guess not, since if they were, you wouldn’t have to sneak in. You can see them again when they’re *not* living in a Norwalk infestation.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! That’s all I can say! If people, en mass, can’t understand the meaning of contageous when it comes to Norwalk, I dread seeing what kind of stupidity will crawl out of the woodwork if the Bird Flue pandemic they’re predicting ever actually happens.

Where is Today Going?

I don’t know what it is about today. Some days poke along, some days move quickly, some days alternate between the two. There are some days that you expect to gallop, but they don’t, and some days you think they’re going to stroll, and then you look at the clock and are amazed at how fast it went. But you can account for the time. But for me, today was freaky. It was like it was being sucked into itself. One second, I’d look at the clock and it would be 1:00, and seemingly the next second, it was 2:30! What the hell? Time shouldn’t just go missing like that. If I was a little loopy, I’d wonder if I’d been abducted by aliens.

What was the Point of This?

I read this in the Guelph Mercury the other day, and all I could think at the end was, “What a waste!” That and “we’ve learned exactly what from this waste?” I’d link to it, but the only way to see this particular article is by subscribing to the paper, so I can’t.

Recreated 1918 virus triggered overwhelming immune response

WINNIPEG (Jan 18, 2007)

The virus that caused the 1918 influenza pandemic triggered an overwhelming immune response that swamped the lungs of macaque monkeys — the first primates deliberately infected with the Spanish flu virus, Canadian and American scientists reported yesterday.

The research, done in part at the Public Health Agency of Canada’s National Microbiology Laboratory in Winnipeg, supports the notion the virulent flu virus turned the body’s immune system against itself.

Scientists believe that theory explains how the devastating influenza strain managed to mow down unprecedented numbers of healthy people in the prime of life.

Previous work, done by some of the same scientists, showed mice infected with the virus also experienced this hyper immune response, a so-called cytokine storm. (Cytokines are one of the proteins the immune system makes to fight infection.)

“There was an uncontrolled or aberrant inflammatory response,” one of the authors, Dr. Michael Katze of the University of Washington in Seattle, explained in a telephone briefing.

“One possibility (is) . . . instead of protecting the individuals that were infected with the highly pathogenic virus, the immune response is actually contributing to the lethality of the virus.”

But a scientist not involved in the work cautioned this theory is still not proven. Adolfo Garcia-Sastre said he believes the extensive damage seen in the lungs of infected animals may have been caused by the virus itself, which grew to extraordinary levels quickly after infection and remained at high levels for days after regular flu strains start to abate.

“You cannot exclude that actually most of the high levels of cytokines that one sees are simply due to high levels of virus loads,” said Garcia-Sastre, a microbiologist at New York’s Mt. Sinai Medical Center who collaborated with Katze on the earlier mouse study.

This work is the furthest any researchers have gone toward discovering how the Spanish flu, an H1N1 virus, killed an estimated 50 million people around the globe.

“Now we can really dissect what’s happening and we can understand why animals, humans died due to 1918 virus infection,” said principal investigator Yoshihiro Kawaoka, a highly prolific influenza scientist who splits his time between the University of Wisconsin, Madison, and the University of Tokyo.

But the research shouldn’t be seen as an exercise in archeological microbiology. Cracking the mysteries of highly virulent flu strains could help the world prepare to battle the next bad influenza pandemic, said Darwyn Kobasa, a research scientist with the Winnipeg lab and the first author on the paper.

“Not only is the study of interest to understand what happened in 1918 but it’s also very relevant today as we possibly prepare for a new influenza pandemic caused by an avian H5N1 virus,” said Kobasa, referring to the highly pathogenic flu strain that for more than three years has been decimating poultry flocks in parts of Asia and which has killed over 160 people.

“The H5N1 virus can also cause very serious disease and it appears to do this in a way that’s quite similar to the 1918 virus. We think that a greater understanding of the viruses that caused past pandemics will help us predict what might be expected and how to plan to use our knowledge and resources to reduce the impact of a new pandemic.”

The study, published in the journal Nature, reports on an ambitious project to painstakingly recreate the 1918 virus — only the second time this feat has been achieved. In 2005 scientists at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control made history by becoming the first team to recreate the virus.

The effort that led to this research began a short time later. Working under Kawaoka, researchers at the University of Wisconsin built each of the virus’s eight genes from scratch, using genetic blueprints available from an open access database.

Kawaoka then gave the plasmids — the pieces of DNA in which the genes were inserted — to scientists in Winnipeg. They then transferred or “transfected” the genes into cell culture, allowing them to reassemble and grow in a process called virus “rescue.”

The recreated virus was then used to infect seven macaques housed in a Level 4 laboratory in Winnipeg — the highest level of biosecurity available. The monkeys became so ill they were euthanized after eight days, at which point lung and other tissues were analyzed to chart the damage done.

I wish the media wouldn’t pounce on studies so fast. It’s like as soon as someone’s put something out, no matter how inconclusive it is, the media has to be all over it, trying to simplify it for the masses, and probably misinterpreting it. Hell, they can’t even get quotes right some of the time. I don’t know if it’s so good to throw statistical studies at some of them.

This is the way I took those findings. They rebuilt the Spanish flu that killed a whole pile of people, and injected it into seven poor unfortunate monkeys. Then they watched them get sicker and sicker, finally killed them, hacked them open, and found…something that could be taken one of two ways. Either the virus made the monkeys’ bodies attack themselves, or it was just one hell of a virus and too much for their immune systems. This leaves them…in the exact same place as before, except now, seven monkeys are dead and they’re scratching their heads and thinking of what could be. Thanks guys. That was great.

I know that science works in small steps and you have to amass large amounts of data before you can even support a hypothesis. I know that it can’t be easy getting to the bottom of a mystery like this. I know that every study can be contradicted. But this one seemed like such a waste! They just let them die, which they knew was the inevitable end to that story, and then couldn’t really find anything that was proof for one side or the other. That’s like repeatedly setting buildings on fire and then going, “Well, what do ya know, another one is gone. Hmm. I wonder what exactly made it burn? I dunno, let’s try again.”

If you’re going to go to the trouble of recreating an old deadly virus, I would think you’d have something in mind to try and cure it, especially since they seem to think the clock is ticking down on our next pandemic. Even if the cure doesn’t work, at least you can say they tried, and they can learn something from it. What have they learned from this? The way it was described, exactly nothing.

Maybe I’m misinterpreting a potential misinterpretation of research. I guess the only real way to know is to read the actual study. But that’s what I got out of it, correct me if I’m wrong. I really really really really hope I am.

A Big Basket of Confusion

Lately I’ve been seeing this commercial on TV. It started appearing in December, and it persists now. It plays Jingle Bells and a British woman who is apparently plump tells you that you should discover the magic of a Chrisco Christmas hamper, and for as low as $3.75 a week, you can get a hamper full of products you trust.

I saw that commercial last year, and I saw it again this year, and that confused me to no end. Did the company who sells oil and other lard-related products own a bunch of other brand name companies? How did that happen? Creepy, but not impossible. And then, why would you pay weekly for one hamper? How many hampers do you get? Finally, I couldn’t figure out why the Jinglebell-singing commercial wouldn’t jinglebell rock its way off my TV after Christmas this year. It did last year. So I did some research, because I’m an overly curious, nosey geek and this is what I found.

The first thing I found was that I started barking up the wrong tree. When I googled “Crisco Christmas hamper” thinking they were referring to the company Crisco who makes shortening and oil and stuff, all I could find were forums, and several notes saying that the hamper people were called Chrisco (c h r i s c o) not Crisco (c r i s c o). When I found that out, I thought, someone needs to go and wake up Crisco’s sleeping lawyer and see if they can sue this company for having almost the exact same name. Or can they not be sued because of the h?

Then, I noticed that these forums didn’t have a lot of good things to say about the hamper folks. There were lots of complaints of false advertising, deliveries in which some food was either missing or spoiled, deliveries not happening at all, price-gouging, and generally unhappy customers spanning from here to Australia.

I eventually found my way to the ChriscoCanada site and started trying to figure out how this was supposed to work. Basically, this company has been doing this hamper thing since 1978. They started off in the UK, and now I guess they’re in Canada, Australia and New zealand, but they’ve only been in Canada since 2002 or 2003. . How it’s supposed to work is you can decide to either get a hamper full of goodies at Christmas or in June before the kids’ summer holidays I guess. There are a whole bunch of different hampers, and I got exhausted just reading about one of them. Anyway, you pay weekly all year round, and then the hamper is supposed to arrive and suddenly you’ll have all this spare money in your pocket because you won’t have to buy massive amounts of food at once.

Um, I hate to break it to the folks at Chrisco, but you won’t have the spare money because you’ve been slowly leaking it out all year! And, from what I saw, you will have paid nearly double for the same stuff that you can go and buy at the store. One hamper was going to cost approximately $20 a week for 50 weeks. Do the math. *opens calculator so I can see how much you’re getting taken for* that’s $1000! Who in the world needs $1000 worth of food at Christmas? I know it’s expensive, but good lord! Maybe if you have a big family, but even that’s a bit of a stretch. And look at the contents of that hamper. What an assload of garbage! There’s hardly anything good in there! So, on top of paying bloated prices, unless you think that’s worth a thousand bucks, you’ll have to buy, ya know, the good stuff.

I especially loved the FAQ section, and one particularly defensive response to why their stuff costs more.

Q5.How do Chrisco prices compare with Supermarkets?

The price you pay includes the cost of collecting your payments (charged to us by our bank), special packing, delivery, GST and is fixed for the year. We do charge a bit more than some supermarkets because of all the extra costs, but thousands of existing customers think that Chrisco is good value and tell us they wouldn’t be able to manage without our help. You save yourself the hassles of queuing in crowded stores, carrying shopping home and having to find the extra money at Christmas time. Chrisco can really help you save for a great Christmas and leave you with spare cash to spend on presents. Our summer deliveries offer the same excellent services, helping you save for a sensational summer.

Well, at least they tell you straight up, “dude, we’re soakin’ ya here.” But good god, how much are people willing to pay for that convenience? We are turning into slabs of stone, unthinking slabs of stone I tell ya!

Even worse is what I read on that Australian forum where the lady didn’t get her hamper for days and days and days. I read that they’re worse at delivering to rural folks than urban folks. Think about it. Who is going to, in theory, be more likely to appreciate not trucking into town to load up on groceries? Rural people! People who might be, I don’t know, snowed in and unable to get to town for one reason or another. People who might find groceries a bit more of a chore than the dude who only has to drive a few blocks. But then again, rural people do more work doing the daily tasks than lots of people in cities, hell, they have to take their garbage *to* the dump. So I guess that blows that theory. But purely from a logical standpoint, wouldn’t you want to do more to get your packages to the rural customers?

I think it’s funny that the thing that started me on this quest for knowledge was a commercial that was annoying me. Well, they succeeded in getting my attention. Now, I’ve learned more than I ever planned to know about Chrisco, and added to the negative publicity. Talk about an ad backfiring.