If There Is A God, He’s A Sick Bastard

I’ve heard it said many times that God has a sense of humour, and if there is in fact a God, I have proof that he does, and that it’s twisted as hell. A man who comes from a place not too far away from where I live was recently out driving his car when …

In Honour of the Leafs/Sens Tonight

Four hockey fans are on a mountain climbing trip together. They are all heavily devoted to four different teams and all claim to love their respective team more than the other men love theirs. As they climb higher and higher, the arguement gets more and more heated. Upon reaching the summet of the mountain it …

Anything For A Buck

Osama bin Laden Haircut Results in Lawsuit—————————————————————– HONG KONG, China – A woman hoping for Julia Roberts hair entereda salon in Hong Kong and came out looking like Osama bin Laden.At least that is what she claimed. In an attempt to sue the salonfor compensation, Chu Ieu said in court that not only did she …

Who Wants To Help Me Kill A Cute Little Bunny?

For Easter my girlfriend got me one of those big chocolate Easter Bunnies that you see everywhere leading up to the holiday. (and that can be purchased for 35 cents the day after Easter’s over) It was a lovely gesture and I am a fan of the abundance of candy that is readily available at …

Canadian Confidence Cannot Be Shaken

President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang… “Hallo, President Bush” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger’s Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin’ to tells ya dat weare officially declaring war on you …