You might want to read this one out loud. A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, “Gee, you’re fat!” The fat man said, “Yeah.” The second man asked, “How long has it been since you’ve seen your dick?” The fat man answered, “Long time.” …
Monthly Archives: August 2004
Ain’t That Just A Kick in the Nuts
Some people have way too much spare time and need to get out more. Take for example the person responsible for this completely legitimate article, a man who should really consider a new hobby. I’m in severe pain just reading this and my head is spinning from trying to figure out how exactly this could …
Search Me
Well I finally made it back online and what better way is there to celebrate this monumental accomplishment than with a few funny search terms? What’s that I hear from little Timmy in the back? Have a beer? Ok, don’t mind if I do. And while I enjoy this nice frosty beverage, you can enjoy …
Sorry
First things first, how about a joke? Ok then, here comes one. Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting sweaters for their expected kids. The first one says “I hope that I have a baby boy, because I’m knitting a blue sweater.” The second says ” Well I hope that I have a girl …
Remembering Elvis
I can’t take credit for this, but I wish I could. The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Just check the following parallels for yourself! JESUS is the Lord’s shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd. JESUS was a carpenter.ELVIS’ favorite high school class was wood shop. JESUS was part of the Trinity.ELVIS’ …
A Quick Note
This is just a quick note to any of you who happen to listen to my radio show or any other programs on that station over the internet. I thought I would let you know that because of some broadcasting rights issues with the BBC, that during the Olympics, our station’s internet streams will be …
If You’re Going To Screw Somebody, You Might As Well Go All The Way
I’m going to let this news story speak for itself because honestly, there’s nothing I could possibly add to this other than saying, what the hell did you expect them to vote for? Lawyers retain right to have sex with clients
Roundtable
This is just a quick note to let anybody who is interested know that the Salty Ham Summerslam Roundtable is up. We’ve got a couple of really cool guests this time and it’s worth checking out, if for no other reason than I told you to. So if you’re one of those people who does …
This Might Be Fun….. It Might Not.
So I was watching the Simpsons last night and one of my favourite episodes was on. It was the one where Bart & Lisa get lost in Atlantic City. I don’t know what it is about that episode since it’s really not the funniest or anything like that but I just really enjoy it and …
I Bet He Knows What It Means Now
I was just reading a story about a Japanese man who is trying to teach himself English. Now that in itself isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Nor is it all that unusual that his main studying method is to write down common words and phrases that he finds in newspapers and hears frequently in …
