But for some reason, I’ve spent the last 5 minutes laughing at it. A woman started a new job collecting the sperm from turkeys to use for artificial insemination. One day, as she walked up to one of them, it went “Gobble, gobble.” She replied, “Quiet down! You’ll settle for a hand job like the …
Monthly Archives: March 2005
I’m Such a Slacker
I can’t believe I’m doing this. For no good reason, I’m skipping this class. I know that doesn’t seem monumental, but I rarely skip a class unless there’s a reason. But today, I’m just like ah screw it. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s cold and I don’t wanna freeze my ass off again. I …
Headlines
Some of these are pretty funny. Cause of AIDS Found – Scientists Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit City May Impose Mandatory Time for Prostitution Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy Why You Want Sex Changes With Age Boys Cause As Many Pregnancies …
S Club Satan?
Greg sent me this earth shattering news. It turns out that one of my least and his most favourite bands in the world, S Club 7, isevil.Yes, I saidevil! The proof is right there for you to click on. Backwards messages, mind control, it’s all there, and I for one am shocked by the mere …
Carin turns to mush
Well, here’s your dose of sap. I don’t know why, I just feel like I have to say this. Today I went to class like normal. I sat down, and instead of our usual crazy raging prof who sounds like he’s going to blow a gasket all the time, the chair of the Psych department …
When Did Our Country Grow A Spine?
This is a few days old, but I just got a chance to read it now, and all I can say is wow. Ok, wow and how long until a cluster bomb gets dropped on us by accident? Former Liberal cabinet member Lloyd Axworthy wrote this open letter to US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice …
People Are Cute
There isn’t much point to this story except that it cracked me up when it happened. I was walking to the bus. It’s raining, actually make that that it’s pouring. As I approach the stop where I usually wait, this woman runs at me. She can’t speak much English and all she keeps saying is, …
Funny Signs
Snappy title eh? But that’s exactly what these are. Funny signs that are supposedly real. I love this kind of stuff almost as much as those crazy product warning labels that we were doing a little while ago. Sign In a clothing store:“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” In the window of …
Stupid Jokes Crack Me Up Sometimes
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the …
Explain This One to Me
Why is it that the people who need the most help get the screw? If you’re ill and go to see your doctor, although they may take a while to figure out what you’ve got, there’s a set of straightforward things they’ll do to figure it out, and if you have a good one, they …