TV station broadcast porn instead of news. The funniest part of this is the mental image I have of hundreds of irate people marching through the streets after this happened demanding that somebody be fired over it. Why not just be thankful for the good fortune and call it a night?
Monthly Archives: November 2005
No Thanks
Serbs line up for testicle shocks Are condoms really that much of a pain? Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment. Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock …
Destination Frustration
God damn! I didn’t know a day could be ruined by a 95-k dos, yes, you heard me right, dos game. And to think it all started with a stroll down memory lane. Then I decided, oo I think I’ll idly play this old game I used to play when I had a really slow …
Slow the Hell Down!
I’m really starting to think we try to pack way way way too much into the day. Either that or we’re getting lazier and lazier. I was watching a show on TV when a commercial came on for something that scared me. It was for premade smoothies from McCain. Does that frighten anyone else? When …
What are Those Things on My Head For?
Sometimes I wonder if we’re de-evolving and some people have lost the ability to use those round things with black centres that change in size with the light, ya know, eyes? I have to admit, some people are very observant. I met a guy who could put everything he moved back where he found it. …
Rememberance Day Brawl
So Thursday I head out with some friends for a little clubbing. Around 2:’ish the place is dying down and we’re starving so we decided to go across the street, loaded to the gills, to Denny’s for some early morning food. Over the course everyone’s buzz starts to die but we’re all still pretty happy. …
Drat! Foiled Again!
Wow, more people are coming apart than I thought. Ya know the old theory that tin foil hats would keep out penetrating mind-control rays from the government? Well, some of those who flew over the cuckoo’s nest flew into MIT. and actually put this theory to the test. Yes, people in the electrical engineering and …
Thanks For The Tip
Apparently cow tipping isn’t as easy as people make it sound,and here’s the study to prove it.Yes, I said study.
What?
I want you all to meet Chris Roller, the guy who just might get my vote for craziest man in the universe. Not only is he suing David Copperfield and David Blaine claiming that they owe him money because they’ve stolen his Godly powers and are now using them in their magic acts, but he …
Not Again!
I heard on the news that the powers that be have decided to call an election. Another one. When did we last go to the polls? 2004? So they’re trying to arrange to have one called in February. They think that somehow they’re going to end up with more than a minority government, which is …
