Oh boy. We now have the most corny and cheap gift possible. Mcdonalds gift cards! I saw an ad for them yesterday, and just about died. The chirpy chipper girl on the ad said, “Why not buy them something you know they already love?” Ok, I’m all about the gift cards. They make things easier …
Monthly Archives: December 2006
Update on the TD Bank Machines
I’m awake, and trying to burn out so I can go back to sleep. So here I am. Last week, I talked about the new talking feature on the TD bank machines. Well, my number of beefs with them has gone down from 3 to 1. I figured out how to adjust the volume, and …
People Are Strange…When You’re a Stranger.
I dunno, I just thought that title seemed appropriate. What is with this tendency for blinks on email lists to randomly add people they don’t really know at all to their msn messenger lists? Are they that loneley that they want to get to know new people, and this is the only way they know …
Continue reading “People Are Strange…When You’re a Stranger.”
I don’t know Why I’m Telling This Story, but…
It feels like it has to be told, because every time I tell this story to someone, they laugh their ass off. So, since I’ve been writing all day, I figure what the hell. In another post, I mentioned some of the weirdos I went to school with. Well one of them gets a starring …
Continue reading “I don’t know Why I’m Telling This Story, but…”
This is Scary.
I read about this story, and it freaked me out, and continues to freak me out. This woman went in for a colonoscopy. She was put in a twilight state, that is she was partially sedated. She woke up with semen on her face. The doctor, Aniruddha Chitale, was found guilty. His sentence is disgustingly …
Smart Dog? Dumb Master? Dumb Dog and Master?
A Doberman Pinscher named Victoria figured out that she could turn on a stove, and after one showing of this new trick causing a minor fire, her master didn’t fix it so Victoria couldn’t get to repeat it. Victoria repeated it while her master was gone. Now her apartment is gutted. Here’s a tip for …
Continue reading “Smart Dog? Dumb Master? Dumb Dog and Master?”
Tis the Season to…huh?
Am I going deaf, or does anyone else, while not really paying attention to the TV hear, clear as a bell, “Tis the season to wallow?” Then you realise it’s “Tis the season to wow them,” because a commercial for Best Buy starts. But every single time I hear that commercial, I think it’s saying …
Why?
Tell me why some geniuses created the Micro Grill. Just try. It’s a grill in your microwave. It does everything a grill does, just as fast, but it’s in your microwave! So…just buy a grill! The only difference, besides it being in your microwave is you can put it in the dishwasher. Yee ha~! So …
Decisions, Decisions!
Which is more disturbing? Someone who cannot possibly see that they are inconsiderate, selfish, obnoxious and demanding, or someone who suddenly asks you if they are selfish, inconsiderate, obnoxious or demanding, and you say, well, sometimes a little, but it’s no big deal, and then they try to force their personality to fit into what …
A Funky Christmas Quiz
I saw this on another blog, and then Jen emailed it to me, so I think something’s telling me I’m meant to fill it out. So off we go into the land of Christmas. 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?Oh, it’s gotta be hot chocolate, baby! Especially if it’s damn cold and you just froze …