I don’t know what’s up with me right now, but I’m full of this unfocused, nervous energy. I’m about as distracted as Trixie after she just saw a pup she likes. I thought maybe, just maybe, I could write a post and get that energy out. So here’s some randomness…ooo! A squirrel! I find the …
Monthly Archives: April 2008
You Want A Crusade? I’ll Give You A Crusade!
Ok, to all those who want to shut down YouTube, let me give you something that really should be shut down. Ready? How about websites set up instructing people on how to kill themselves. Now there’s a kind of site that should be taken down. Go get ’em!
Ah Just Cut It In Half, Ya Greedy Pricks
This next story belongs in the roll up the rim to whine files. I have only one question for these two families. What moment is left for your sons to enjoy after you’ve sued each other’s asses off over a David Beckham jersey? Really, what lesson is to be learned? And who wants the jersey …
>And This Doesn’t Disturb You?
>Ya know, the appropriate response when your eight-year-old grandson slugs his teacher is not “He loves to hit.” You won’t love the fact that he’s facing felony battery charges. And you won’t love it if he ever loves to hit you, granny. Eight-year-olds only get bigger, and when he’s already 70 pounds, things aren’t lookin’ …
That’s Never Good
25 Apr, Fri, 13:31:34Google:what’s wrong with your dog if he’s shaking and he’s jumping and and what? Or did he cease to shake and jump? Or did he jump on your enter key, causing the search term to go through? I hope that you’ve found the cause of his shaking and jumping and….and it wasn’t …
Come Here Dumb Human. Quiet! Good Quiet.
Whenever I think about this, it makes me mad, not in the oh the world sucks kind of way, but in the holy shit some people can be irritating as hell kind of way. Hopefully when I write it down, it will make sense why it makes me mad. This happened yesterday at around noon. …
A New Target For Shoplifters
What’s with this trend? We had HomeDepot employees not allowed to chase down shoplifters. Now, Target has a policy that says security guards can’t stop shoplifters unless they’re one of the ones designated to do so, and if you’re not, even if you’re trying to stop a teen from stealing booze, you will be fired, …
Is The Dictionary Sexually Explicit Because It Contains The Word Sex?
If you’re thinking about opening a bookstore, or anything that sells anything bookish in Indiana, you’d better take a long, hard look at your content, because as of July, a new law states that if you’re going to sell anything that even remotely is in the ballpark of sexually explicit, you have to pay a …
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To Read Post, Go To Blog
It’s funny how a few words can speak volumes about the state of our world and how much stupidity is in it. Just recently, we finally got Bell to fix some pretty expensive errors they’d made in our bill. In an attempt to make up for the errors, they offered us a whole pile of …
Did We Win?
Three synchronized swimmers made news this week by taking the synchronized part a little too far. The swimmers, who were training themselves to hold their breath for long periods of time,passed out and went under simultaneously. Unfortunately they weren’t triplets [which would have made this even more amusing] but still, I guess it’s true what …
