>He Huffed And Puffed On A What?

>Remember how I said I thought it was sad that kids were being read stories over the phone? Well, here’s the next logical step in that progression of events. Some creep hacked into the tell me a story line at a California public library and replaced a kids’ story with a passage of profanity-laced porn. …

Wendy Portillo, You Are The Weakest Link, Goodbye!

Hasn’t everyone had a kid in Kindergarten class who was a little brat? If you were a teacher of that class, would you ever think it was a good idea to stand the little brat in front of the class, have the class tell him what they didn’t like about him, and then have the …

That For Better Or Worse Part Is About to Get Tested

As I read this story, I can feel my shoulders slumping. At a wedding, the newlyweds’ dog got in a fight with another guy’s dog, the other guy started yelling at the couple, went and got a gun and shot them and 2 other people in the wedding party. The happy couple is now in …

Of All The Things To Copycat…

I’m not sure what got into the water last weekend, but hot on the heels ofthe German eBabycomes the story of a couple from Vancouver wholisted their “very cute” week-old baby on Craigslistbecause, they say, they couldn’t afford to keep her. Just like yesterday, the couple is claiming that the post was a hoax. And …

The Love For Objects Saga Continues

Oh brother. Now we have a whole flock of women making love to objects. One of them has given this disorder a name, Objectum Sexuality. Ok then. A bunch of them have Aspergers Syndrome, kinda like Autism Junior, which might explain it, but I don’t know. But apparently this disorder only happens to women. So …

Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!

A dipshit German couple has had their 8-month-old baby taken into state custody and are facing possible charges of child trafficking afterlisting the boy for sale on eBayover the weekend. According to Reuters, a number of people contacted German authorities after spotting the offer on eBay. “Baby–collection only,” the post read. “Offering my nearly new …