>Remember how I said I thought it was sad that kids were being read stories over the phone? Well, here’s the next logical step in that progression of events. Some creep hacked into the tell me a story line at a California public library and replaced a kids’ story with a passage of profanity-laced porn. …
Monthly Archives: May 2008
Wendy Portillo, You Are The Weakest Link, Goodbye!
Hasn’t everyone had a kid in Kindergarten class who was a little brat? If you were a teacher of that class, would you ever think it was a good idea to stand the little brat in front of the class, have the class tell him what they didn’t like about him, and then have the …
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Japanese Phone Sex
Japanese men must be very, very lonely. First we had Takahiro Fujinuma who called directory assistance repeatedly and went into ecstasy when the operator yelled at him, and now we have this unnamed Japanese plumber who doesn’t even require an interaction to get his motor runnin’. All he needs to do is call a food …
That Was Some Standoff!
Good lord. When summoned to a place where shots were fired, before calling in a swat team and evacuating the neighbourhood, maybe police should knock on the door. I guess the shooters went to sleep, police phoned them but they didn’t answer, so they set up outside, called in the big guns and moved all …
That For Better Or Worse Part Is About to Get Tested
As I read this story, I can feel my shoulders slumping. At a wedding, the newlyweds’ dog got in a fight with another guy’s dog, the other guy started yelling at the couple, went and got a gun and shot them and 2 other people in the wedding party. The happy couple is now in …
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Panties For Peace
I simultaneously think this is hilarious, awesome, and doomed to fail. Yup, I’m a big fat pessimist. There’s a new way that human rights activists are trying to help folks in Burma. The campaign is called Panties for peace! Nope, you’re not hallucinating, I wrote that down. This is the plan. Canadian women wanting to …
Of All The Things To Copycat…
I’m not sure what got into the water last weekend, but hot on the heels ofthe German eBabycomes the story of a couple from Vancouver wholisted their “very cute” week-old baby on Craigslistbecause, they say, they couldn’t afford to keep her. Just like yesterday, the couple is claiming that the post was a hoax. And …
The Love For Objects Saga Continues
Oh brother. Now we have a whole flock of women making love to objects. One of them has given this disorder a name, Objectum Sexuality. Ok then. A bunch of them have Aspergers Syndrome, kinda like Autism Junior, which might explain it, but I don’t know. But apparently this disorder only happens to women. So …
>Not Too Sharp
>Sweet Christ, what’s wrong with people!? There is a pretty good chance that a 150-year-old tree known as the Monkey puzzle might be cut downbecause people might get poked by its needlesand get hurt. Yes, this story does come from the UK, how’d you know? One expert likened the effect of the needles to being …
Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!
A dipshit German couple has had their 8-month-old baby taken into state custody and are facing possible charges of child trafficking afterlisting the boy for sale on eBayover the weekend. According to Reuters, a number of people contacted German authorities after spotting the offer on eBay. “Baby–collection only,” the post read. “Offering my nearly new …