It’s Ok To Eat Sea Kittens? ‘Cause They Don’t Have Any Feelings

Here’sthe latest from PETA. They’re trying to convince people that fish are no longer fish, but rather…sea kittens. I’m not even going to bother making fun of them, because honestly it would just be piling on at this point. Instead I’m simply going to present this as is and let them do it themselves. “Nobody …

Bird Poop in Aisle 3

Here’s something else weird that happened to me when I was home for the holidays. I got a new braille watch which is awesome. Because braille watches are watches that you use by opening the face and touching the hands, they get more ware than your average watch. They get dirty. the latch that holds …

Rogers Is Eating things It Calls spam

Remember the other day when I was talking about how much my spam had gone down? I’m beginning to figure out why. Yahoo, who handles the Rogers email, has started doing some spam autofiltering, rejecting messages before I even see them. I figured that out when my friend Jen said she was trying to send …

All I Want For Christmas Is A Sense Of Appreciation And Respect for others

Listen, Heath Blom and Randi Young. This is not an example of a bad christmas. It is a sign of an utterly failed relationship. Randi Young, you decided to leave him. I think you should complete the process. Noone should a. complain about getting a Nintendo Wii for Christmas and b. grab you by the …

A Frisky Trixie Christmas

Hey everybody. I’m back again. I figure if Carin gets to talk about the holidays, so can I. so I got my picture done with this Santa guy. What a letdown that was. He wasn’t that special. I didn’t like him too much because they made me sit with him and Carin stood away from …

Hey Buddy, Music Is Playing.

I was reading my Snopes newsletter thingy that I get once a week so I can cut off stupid hoaxes at the pass when they get emailed to me, and came across something that deserved mention because of its stupidity. If the study’s authors were trying to make me feel guilty, they’ve epically failed, and …

HaloScan Troubles

Ann Adams, who always has something interesting to add when she comments, is having trouble commenting. Every time she tries, it says the following: “Subscribe error: This email has previously unsubscribed from all mailings (email blocked)” So my question is is anyone else having this problem? Obviously, it would be dumb to tell anyone having …

Want To Kill Your Husband? There’s A Visine For That

Wow, some people are just sick. Take Tonia Peterson. She tried to kill her husband by pouring half a bottle of Visine eye drops into his tea. She had heard that it could kill him. Apparently, it can be pretty deadly. But all she managed to give him was stomach problems. Then apparently she kept …

Let’s Shake This One In The Dryer For A Wihle

Arielle Smith, you are a piece of work. How could you put a five-month-old baby in the dryer and turn it on? Yeah, you say it was so you could watch TV undisturbed, but I think that’s a load of bull. Now the baby’s dead, has burns all over his body and multiple skull fractures. …