There are lots of reasons why I love the fact that Trixie is a black lab. I feel sorry for her in the summer because she seems to be a sun sponge, but it’s great that her hair doesn’t stand out on my clothes and she really seems to blend in. but right now I …
Monthly Archives: January 2009
Quickdraw At The Quickstop
Ok, let me get this straight. A guy’s working at a Thunder Bay convenience store. A dude walks in wearing a black hoodie, a scarf around his face, and a big old knife and tries to hold the place up. By all accounts, the clerk disarmed him, and in a few stories, it says that …
Holiday Wrap-Up Chatter
Well, it’s that time of the year again where I babble about the holidays and such. it looks like ever since I’ve been here splattering whatever I have to say all over this place, I seem to do some kind of holiday wrap-up. Look at that. Without even meaning to, I’ve started a traddition! Now …
Americans Are Not Stupid
Here comes your first Americans try to answer questions and fail spectacularly montage of the year. Somehow this stuff never gets old, nor does it get any less depressing.
1 Way To Be A Ridiculous Failure
Bad: Callie Rough, 37, was recently caught trying to shoplift items from the Dollar General Store in Oxford, Ohio.Worse: Her husband and 2 young children were with her at the time.Even worse than that: Among the items recovered from her purse was a copy of a book called“101 Ways to Be a Great Mom”. I …
Old People News
If this doesn’t make you laugh at least once, you either don’t use email or you’re part of the problem.
Mmmm, Tastes Like Doughnuts
If you’ve ever wondered to yourself gee, has anybody ever tried to take a bite out of a police car during an arrest,wonder no more.Thanks to 47-year-old Scott Russell of Fairfax, Vermont, we know that the answer is definitely yes. Police said they were responding to 911 hang-up call from Russell’s home and when they …
Let It Snow, Preferably On This Guy’s Big, Stupid Head
James Hillier is a real piece of work. If you’re not familiar with the name, he’s one of 4 peoplebanned for life from the Grouse Mountain resort in British Columbia for skiing out-of-bounds in an area closed off due to an avalanche risk.He was warned not to, didn’t listen, and eventually had to be rescued …
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Disney Will Screw You Up
This run-down of the worst lessons taught by Disney movies is funny. I’ve watched all of those movies, or at least parts of them, and yeah, I can totally see the authhor’s point in some cases. Others…I dunno, maybe if I really stretch my brain. all of them are funny though. Let’s run down the …
Fruit Smash, Hopes Dashed, You Don’t Get Your Cash
Wow. There are going to be some pissed off people right about now. I guess somebody had a bad day with the printers, and a whole batch of Fruit Smash lottery tickets were printed wrong so it looked like they were winners, big winners. In the end, I guess what really matters is what happens …
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