Holiday Wrap-Up Chatter

Well, it’s that time of the year again where I babble about the holidays and such. it looks like ever since I’ve been here splattering whatever I have to say all over this place, I seem to do some kind of holiday wrap-up. Look at that. Without even meaning to, I’ve started a traddition! Now …

1 Way To Be A Ridiculous Failure

Bad: Callie Rough, 37, was recently caught trying to shoplift items from the Dollar General Store in Oxford, Ohio.Worse: Her husband and 2 young children were with her at the time.Even worse than that: Among the items recovered from her purse was a copy of a book called“101 Ways to Be a Great Mom”. I …

Mmmm, Tastes Like Doughnuts

If you’ve ever wondered to yourself gee, has anybody ever tried to take a bite out of a police car during an arrest,wonder no more.Thanks to 47-year-old Scott Russell of Fairfax, Vermont, we know that the answer is definitely yes. Police said they were responding to 911 hang-up call from Russell’s home and when they …

Let It Snow, Preferably On This Guy’s Big, Stupid Head

James Hillier is a real piece of work. If you’re not familiar with the name, he’s one of 4 peoplebanned for life from the Grouse Mountain resort in British Columbia for skiing out-of-bounds in an area closed off due to an avalanche risk.He was warned not to, didn’t listen, and eventually had to be rescued …

Disney Will Screw You Up

This run-down of the worst lessons taught by Disney movies is funny. I’ve watched all of those movies, or at least parts of them, and yeah, I can totally see the authhor’s point in some cases. Others…I dunno, maybe if I really stretch my brain. all of them are funny though. Let’s run down the …

Fruit Smash, Hopes Dashed, You Don’t Get Your Cash

Wow. There are going to be some pissed off people right about now. I guess somebody had a bad day with the printers, and a whole batch of Fruit Smash lottery tickets were printed wrong so it looked like they were winners, big winners. In the end, I guess what really matters is what happens …