I saw this yesterday and wasn’t going to post it, but damn it it won’t leave me alone. Apparently there is this new trend called Autour Du Mondegreens, or misheard lyrics around the world, where you try and make up the lyrics to foreign songs as if they were written in your first language. This …
Monthly Archives: February 2009
I Guess I’m Goin’ To Hell.
Damn, this quiz is funny, and emphasizes what we have said about the bible before. Do you have biblical morals? I apparently do not. I got a 0. What do you get?
Bigtime Drug Dealer
Wow. We talked about a woman being so big that technicians considered the possibility of having her MRI done at the zoo. Now we have a prisoner that’s so fat that he had to be brought to court in a rental truck. Get this. He was arraigned on the loading dock. My question is if …
You’re Kidding, right?
Here’s another story that’s laughable for one sentence. The story was about a reporter who plajorized a story out of a magazine and then got busted for it. In a statement by the newspaper’s editor, it says Any act of ignoring fact, impairing the newspaper’s credibility and misleading readers cannot be forgiven. Newsflash, you’re in …
Does this Mean We’re Not Friends?
Oh god. Either way this crochet needle wound up in this guy’s urethra, that has gotta hurt. How deep does this guy have to sleep for his ex girlfriend to have shoved it in there without him feeling a thing? If she did it, that’s one evil ex. I can see why the relationship didn’t …
Look Into My Eyes….Like My Tattoo?
This story about eyeball tattoos, yes, I said eyeball tattoos, is funny because of two sentences. Even tattoo shops across the metro don’t know what would propel someone to do something like this, but they say it’s unneeded legislation. Propel? Would that be compel? The use of the word propel in the context of eyeball …
License to Make Stupid Irishman Jokes
It looks like some Irish police are quite embarrassed. They had charged what looked like one particularly bad Polish driver with fifty traffic offenses. This person had the name “Prawo Jazdy.” Someone wondered why this Jazdy was on the move so much, having several addresses all over Ireland. Then a smart member of the force …
We Gonna Suck Down To Electric Avenue
I can’t decide if thisWoodhands cover of Electric Avenueis more offensive or annoying. But what I am sure of is that this noodley computerized keyboard crap can stop right now or sooner, and that whoever decided that those vocal effects (especially the ones in the choruses) sounded good can feel free to die in a …
>Someone Took The Long And Winding Road To Nutsoville
>I need to start going to city council meetings. Sure, a lot of them are boring, but maybe, just maybe Steve Lightfoot will show up. Damn, this video rocks. It’s one thing to read his tyrade about how Stephen King shot John Lennon, it’s another to watch it. My my, what a well-spoken lune he …
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The Doctor Is In?
Ok, here’s another theme to follow. There has been a whole pile of people that I’ve seen recently get busted for pretending to be a doctor when they’re not. What’s up with that? A better question is what’s up with people thinking these fakes are doctors when there are obvious signs that maybe they’re not …