Another Kind of Carjacking

Apparently the phenomenon of playing with oneself while driving is happening more often. We’d already talked about Brendon Alan Erhardt, the Australian who was jackin’ off and filming himself, as well as Keith Roy Weatherley, who likes to stick his thingy in a pasta jar while driving. But in the last week, there was a …

About An Abuser I’ll Sing A song, rickety tickety Tin…

I’ve got news for ya, Mesac Damas. You could have gone ahead and tried to end your life if the true reason for not doing it was avoiding going to hell. You’re going there I’m sure. You killed your wife and five kids! And you’re not going to be excecuted by Saturday. and I doubt …

He’s A Real Badass? I Say He’s A Real Dumbass!

Oh boy, we have another wolfname. This guy tried to insist that he was not David McKay, he was Matthew McKay. When asked to spell Matthew, he couldn’t. Oh, and he also had the same tattoos as David was known to have on his hand and shoulder. When they were processing him, they found another …

Double The Money or Triple The Stupid?

Every time I read this story of 3 Australian businessdumbasses, I can’t stop thinking of Sobbing John Rempel. A couple of scammers managed to convince three businessmen that they had a chemical formula that could double any amount of money soaked in it. They just had to leave the money in it for 24 hours …

Real Fruit And Fun, Rolled Up In 1…2…3…4…5…

Somewhere in Georgia there is either a newspaper reporter or a crime victim that’sfar too concerned about Fruit Roll-Ups. One of the teens told the woman he was friends with her niece and that she let them in. But after the teens left, the woman noticed a broken kitchen window and 20 missing Fruit Roll-Ups. …

Booze Cruise

When that dudebuilt a driveable motorized barstoola few months ago, somebody was paying attention. That somebody is Matthias Krankl, who converted a beer crate into a 4-wheeler and took it for a spin. He might have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those darn cops, those darn cops thathe tried to outrun …

How I Did On TNA And Some WWE Hate

Before I get to how myTNA picksturned out, a few general wrestling thoughts… Yoshi Tatsu has the besttheme musicsinceTajiri.Thought I’d start out with something nice because it’s going to be a while before there’ll be anything like it again. I’m thinking about suing Cedric The Entertainer for false advertising because I was not at all …

Access Recognition Awards 2009

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m part of the Guelph Barrier Free Committees. In november, we want to have a little awards presentation to recognize a business, community group, or educator who has gone above and beyond to break down barriers for persons with disabilities, or a person with a disability who has achieved a goal …

Leader Of The Black?

This story made me shiver, giggle, and then think of a joke my mom told me once. A guy decided he wanted to be “chief of his tribe”. Ok then. To do this, he thought he needed to put his penis through the ring of a dumbbell weight fastener. Three days later, when Willie had …