Eek. A company has made a desk to attach to your steering wheel. Yeah, I had to link to it so you’d believe me. Here’s the description. Introducing the AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray – Gray – , featured in our Other Vehicle Parts department. This product generally ships within 2 business day(s) …
Monthly Archives: November 2009
Did He Not Light Up Her Life Enough?
It’s not often that a woman goes in the do it yourself files, but I believe Daria Woods belongs there, wouldn’t you say? When the male victim went outside to avoid further assault, he told officers, a naked Woods ran outside to attempt to attack him again, but ultimately grabbed his keys from him and …
Here Come The "Worse" And "Sickness" of For Better Or Worse and In Sickness and In Health
It has gotta suck for Julie Boyde, who after getting married, discovered she was allergic to her new husband’s sperm. She found this out on her wedding night. They even tried doing something similar to allergy shots to treat her, but it didn’t work. So if they decide to raise any kids, they’ll have to …
Things You Didn’t Know About The War
Hitler was a German football coach, Auschwitz was a World War II theme park and the Holocaust was a post-war celebration.All this according to a survey of UK school kids between the ages of 9 and 15 who also don’t seem to know when Remembrance Day is. I guess when President Bush askedis our children …
Trixie-Related Ramblings
Here comes some more Trixie-related stuff. I don’t know if this post is quite long enough for R to sit back and put her feet up and read, but it’s longer than that other wee one I wrote. There are two things Trixie does right now that are mildly annoying. Hopefully I can get one …
United Breaks Guitars and Carin Breaks Blogs
If you were going through our labels this morning, and wondered what the hell happened to the advocacy label, the answer is I broke it! Thankfully I have now fixed it, and all is well in the land of the blog. It all started innocently enough. I was debating changing our whole internet label to …
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I Don’t Think The Christmas Cards Will Stop After 40 Days and 40 Nights…
Dear family of Noah Biorkman: I realize that you love your son and you want to do for him what seems like a simple request. But…you may regret what you have done. I know the families of Christopher Bedgood and Craig Shergold will tell you that asking for cards over the internet is kind of …
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>We’ve Got Ourselves A Winning Streak
>Leafs 5, Wings 1. I can’t comment much on how the game was since for the second time in less than a week I was dropped by a headache and ended up sleeping through most of it. I think it’s a sports hating headache because last time this happened it took me out for most …
I Made Another Song
Well, I’ve made another silly little song bit for that show I was talking about, and this one needs an explanation. Steve and I were eating breakfast and he had an old episode of the show on. The part we got to when we were sitting there was this whole discussion of how Dave Batista’s …
My Milkshake Brings Out The Rage In The Customers And They’re Like, You Can Do Better Than That. I Could Teach You, But Instead I’ll Throw It At You
Ok, it’s time for a tale of…let’s spin the wheel of alliteration…milkshake misadventure. Yeah, that’ll do nicely. Today I give you the story of an unidentified 48-year old man who just wanted a cool, refreshing shake. To satisfy his craving, he decided to head to an area Dairy Queen drive-through and order one. Unfortunately, what …