Rules of English: That’s An Impossibility

You know, I’ve been doing some work with a guy at the literacy centre. When I started, I was brought in to teach him JAWS. Within a couple of minutes, I realized that he didn’t know how to type! So we started typing drills…and learned that he had a lot of issues with spelling. And …

>Wack It From The Rooftops

>Charles Edward Meaux sounds like quite the prize. He’s gotta be something special when a story starts like this: Drivers on the 5 freeway called police about noon Wednesday saying there was a naked man on the roof of a home performing a sexual act “to or at” drivers. He did this at noon! I …

>A Little More Sleep Chatter

>The Sleep-Talkin’ man has more audio. Here’s donkey jockey. And somehow, I missed putting up his thoughts on being a pirate. You can’t be a pirate if you don’t have a beard. My boat, my rules. I’ve commented saying that I can’t click the embedded links, nor even see them, so please make mention of …

The Botfly, The Little Botfly

After I watched this video about a woman with a Botfly larva in her head, I couldn’t get her out of my head. Ug. *shiver* Any sighties out there, does it look bad? It sounds positively ug. This seriously sounds like something from a horror movie. I love how she goes from “Oh my god …

I Guess You Are What You Eat

You’d think that someone buying crab cakes would act in a more civilized manner than spitting in a manager’s face, head-butting him, and hitting him five or six times in the face, breaking his glasses. But that’s what Ralph Barr did. He bought a bunch of crab cakes because they had a price on them …

I Might Have More To Say About This If Only I Could Find The Words

I’ve just had one of those for God’s sake, kill me and get it over with moments. Maybe there’s a word to describe that feeling, and since I’m fortunate enough not to be a grade 5 student in California, perhaps I’ll try to look that word up when I’m done here. The Menifee Union school …