Squirrels Will Never Be The Same For Those Kids

What the? That’s all I can say. I challenge anyone else to come up with anything after reading this disturbing story of Timothy Flood. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all …

Something Tells Me He Won’t Be Getting Contracts

For christ’s sake, if you’re going to rob a bar, at least give it some time between drinking at said bar and coming back with a gun. Don’t have a night of fun, walk out the door with a woman, and come back in just a few minutes later with a rifle and demands for …

His Space Will Be A Jail Cell

Wow. Looks like we have another Jonathan G. Parker. That’s three of them in under a year! This unnamed boy broke into a furniture store’s office, stole some things, then got on the computer, looked at some porn, then logged into his MySpace and listed the items he was planning to walk off with. It …

Laundry Chutes Are For Laundry

Ya know, when you’re 20 years old, and you’re being dared by kids to do stuff, you’re supposed to be the sensible one. So when they dare you to go down a laundry chute, you’re supposed to say no so you don’t get stuck and need rescuing by firefighters like this nimrod did. I thought …

No Child Left Behind And No Teacher Left To Teach Them

I was tooling around looking for posts, and accidentally found the story of every teacher being fired at a high school. Is this normal? It seems like an awfully drastic measure. Has this happened in other schools, or is this a precedent? And is this a dangerous precedent to set? Could a whole staff be …

Raid: Kills Seniors Dead

Imagine this scenario. You’re living in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly, police are pounding on your door. They’re convinced some dangerous criminal is hiding in there. After they find you in there, and noone else, they come to realize that your house has been entered into a department-wide computer system as some …