Drinking And Driving The Point Home

This case would be sad, but nothing special, except for one detail. Rene E. Fernandez got drunk and started driving like a maniac. He hit an elderly couple and hurt them pretty badly. As they waited for help, he grinned and walked around the accident scene with no regard for their well-being. They used to …

He Was Weighing Grapefruits! Really!

I know James Jones got acquitted, but the story’s still funny because it sounds like it *could* have happened, they just didn’t have enough evidence to prove it. According to Melanie Guglielmino, an employee at a grocery store in Scotland, she walked into the fruit and vegetable aisle and found two men standing near a …

From One Kind Of Cell To Another

If you kill someone and then use their cell phone to tell their family they’ve moved, a. make sure the person usually texts, and b. if you receive a text back from the dead person, don’t run to where you’ve stashed the body to make sure it’s still there. I’m sure Paul Edwards is regretting …

Janice Want Some Handcuffs?

You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …

It’s Drunken Driving Barbie!

Wow. You can get busted for drinking and driving, even if you’re driving a Barbie car designed for toddlers. Apparently it doesn’t even go as fast as a scooter. This brings up a weird question, and I can’t remember if I’ve asked it before. Can you get a DUI for driving a wheelchair drunk? I …

This Is A Hold-Up…And I Can’t Hold It.

I know robbing a place can be stressful, but it’s always good to wait to relieve oneself until you get home, wouldn’t you say, Sean P. Almond? Peeing right behind the store you just robbed, while holding the stolen cash, is probably not going to lead to a successful getaway. Hehehe, and his middle initial …

Technology Selection Survey Study

I got news of this study yesterday, but was confused by the poster. So I asked the researcher a couple of questions. It sounds like he’s more looking for folks with low, but still considerable, vision rather than folks with none. Since I never know who reads here, and participants sometimes can be hard to …

>Take Me Out Of The Ballgame, Once I Chuck On The Crowd

>For what it’s worth and because there are always at least 2 sides to every story, here’s a little more onMatthew Clemmens, the fellow who threw up on the 11-year-old daughter of a police officer during an incident at a Phillies game. According to his uncle Dave,Clemmens was not drunk and did not throw up …