Was He Trying To Stop Himself From Sleepwalking?

Hmmm. I think Sanford Rothman should rethink keeping a gun by his bed. He appears to be prone to sleepshooting. That would be weird. You wake up to the sound of a bang and see you have been shot in the knee. But there’s nobody else home. Yikes. That whole gun by your bed as …

There’s No Bottle. He’ll Give You What’s On Tap

Wow. Looks like we have another Michael Edwards. This one didn’t bother with that whole bottle thing. He just jacked off as he went past this woman while she studied in the library, and got her right on the arm! Gross! His name is Oritse Ayu. The way JAWS pronounces it, it sounds like his …

Now With New Twittery Goodness

Since we have to learn Twitter for another possible project, I figured it would be handy to make a Twitter for the blog. So as of this morning I haveset loose the hotdog carts,and you can now feel free to follow@VC_Steveif you wish. I’m still getting things all figured out which could take a while …

John Turmel Video Gold!

Remember back when Steve talked about John Turmel? Remember how he described him as “completely fucking insane and much too awesome for words”? Well, here’s some video of his insanity. Steve, you finally got your wish. There is video. It’s video of Brantford, and of him getting arrested during his mayoral campaign, which is yet …

You’ve Got The Eyes Of A Nutbar

Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a …

Give Me All Your Money Or I’ll…Liven You Up With A Rich Creamy Taste!

Wow. Now robbers are using bottles of dressing as weapons, and not even bottles of dressing they brought with them. They just grab one off the store shelf and hold it like a gun. Too bad the person who he aimed the dressing at had an actual gun. I did have to chuckle that the …

Go Beep Yourself. You Might Just Like It

I’m not sure how widespread this sentiment is or will become, but based onthis letter to the editor in the Guelph Tribune todaytalking about how horrible and evil they are andthe editorial in that same papersuggesting that the newbeeping ballot boxes used in this electionmay upset people, it definitely exists. A lot of the complaining …

Slip, Drop And Die

Usually the punishment for burglary isn’t death, but for Donald Zakrzewski, that was the punishment he brought on himself. The story goes that he broke into a house, and stole some jewellery and electronics. As he was finishing up, the homeowner came home, so he made a break for it. There he was, running through …

Find The Bad Parent. Good Boy!

Here’s a sure-fire way to make kids hate and mistrust their parents. There is now a service out there that will allow anyone to rent a drug-sniffing dog. For $200 an hour, the service will bring a drug-sniffing canine over to your house. Think little Johnny has some pot? Bring over Ruphus and let him …