>New deodorant

>I got a request to post more of the stuff that mom sends me. Luckily this landed in my inbox this morning, so you’re getting your wish.

I got a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

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