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I want to feel bad foryoung Johnathan Batton,I really do. But I can’t. Seriously Johnathan, I understand heat of the moment and all that, but sticking your tongue out while you’re face to face with a crazy woman who’s house you’re moving out of? While you’re arguing? And she’s already beating you up? Really? You …
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Sorry this is going up so late, and sorry for the general neglect of this place over the last little while. Laziness, busyness, illness, hung overness and going out and having funness haven’t made for the best of reading lately. Hopefully things can start getting back to normal soon, but to hold you over until …
On Monday, I heard about a 91-year-old republican, Martin Harty, who suggested that all the “defectives” among us should be sent off to Siberia where they could freeze to death and we would be rid of them. I was going to write a steaming post about how awful this was, but it looks like I …
I just got this emailed to me and thought I’d pass it on. I saw AFB Career Connect in its American form, and it looked neat. It’s cool to have something Canadian. Good Morning. I’m delighted today to announce the launch of CareerConnect Canada, a new online employment networking and mentoring program offered in partnership …
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I’m ok with people telling Japan jokes. In fact if I had any I’d post the good ones here. But there’s a line where funny becomes not funny, and for me that line most definitely comes somewhere before the point ofusing the Google people finder site to hoax people into thinking that their loved ones …
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I thought I’d post a couple of updates to some other stories we’ve done recently that had, hmmm, interesting names in them. Remember the building to be named Harry Baals Government Center? Well, despite an overwhelming majority voting for that name, it will be called Citizens Square. The lame answer that was given as to …
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Steven Weiner seems like a special individual. He was waiting in line at a bakery for a sample of bread, and for some reason the elderly woman in front of him was getting on his nerves. He claims she called him an idiot, but her friend says Weiner started the fight. I’m going to side …
I’m not going to bother asking the obvious question here, that being what kind of guy masturbates in front of the window at a Sonic drive-through? I know the answer, and his name isKevin Ferrier. What I’m more interested in is how he was able to do it right in front of a female worker …
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“Hello, 911? Yes. My name is Antonio Recinos and I would like to lodge a complaint. “So what happened was I was trying to buy…Oh excuse me operator, I see one of Connecticut’s finest in the area, so if you don’t mind I’ll skip the middle man and present my concerns directly. thank you, you …
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Because I can’t fit this into 140 characters forTwitter,here’s today’sperfect storm of utter fail. 1. There is a museum in Toronto dedicated to famous shoes. Do people actually go there? Willingly? Besides the ones who work there? 2. Justin Bieber’s shoes are in it. Yes, already. Kid’s been a pop star for what, 14 minutes? …
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