Things like this keep happening, so we’ll keep posting them. Sarah Renee Lane was no fan of being told by the driver picking her up that she couldn’t bring her pita sandwich into the cab with her. After what I’m certain was very careful deliberation, she decided on a plan. Leaving lunch at the curb …
Monthly Archives: June 2011
What’s That, The Creepy Pervert Pose?
This story about a man hiding in a portable toilet tank at a yoga festival made me think of Our buddy ol’ pal Gary Moody. We don’t know if this guy is him, but I’m very curious. A woman went in to use the facilities, and noticed something moving in the tank. She left and …
Dear Bell: Thanks For Everything. Sincerely, The Underground Economy
Newsflash for those who may not know it yet. Bell Canada is a horrible company that doesn’t care about its customers and has no idea how the world works in 2011. exclusive deals to broadcast TV content on mobile devices encourage innovation and shouldn’t be banned? Have you paid no attention to the internet? The …
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The Wood Is A Little Too Handy
Here we have a fellow charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after two separate incidents. The first was the flashing of a McDonald’s drive-through worker while the second, which took place almost two weeks later, involved our friend and his friend (if you catch my drift) pulling up beside a woman in a Rite …
The Best Blindness Related Song There May Have Ever Been
Not sure how I missed this when it went around last week considering I’m Twitter friends with the guy who did it. I’m not entirely sure what the message is supposed to be if there is one, but I can tell you for certain that it does a great job of cramming a lot of …
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If It’s Not The Best Song Ever, Can We At Least Agree That It Beats The Hell Out Of Friday?
Good luck getting this out of your head. It might not be for everybody, but I seriously have tears in my eyes right now.
Somebody Needs To Stop Getting Inspiration From His Last Name And Street Signs
Sadly, this story makes me not want to buy anything from thrift stores ever again. But on the other hand, it does make a nice addition to the names tag. Arrested and charged with indecent exposure after being caught sitting on a couch in a Salvation Army store with his pants around his ankles and …
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This Melon Belongs In The Ocean, This Melon Belongs In The Sea. So Don’t Take It Out Of The Ocean, And Pour Your Swim Noodle On Me
The story of 68-year-old Karl Ludwig Eichner and the head-shaped rotting watermelon he was adamant did not belong in the ocean is another of those times when I need say nothing funny or serious to add to the strangeness of it all. A woman who was at the beach with a friend observed a rotting …
Violin Mario
Since we’ve had nothing else for you yet today and because this is pretty sweet, enjoy this video of a violinist playing along with the Super Mario Brothers game on the screen in the background. And when I say playing along with, yes, that does mean complete with coins, jumping and other sound effects. Colour …
Next Time You’ll Drive Safely…If You’re Not Too Chicken
You’d think, if you’re driving a vehicle full of guns and drugs, that you’d want to be the best driver on the road so as to avoid detection. But you, of course, aren’t Shawn Smith. If you were, rather than taking great care of yourself and your cargo, you would eat chicken while talking on …
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