There’s snow outside. Not a lot of it, but it’s honest to god snow, the stuff that sticks to the ground. I’m not impressed because I really can’t stand winter anymore, but I know it’s only going to get worse. Hopefully not so much worse that the services of the military are required like they …
Monthly Archives: December 2011
His Lawsuit Sure Puts The Dim In Dimmick
This is the stupidest lawsuit I’ve seen in a while. Jesse Dimmick has filed a $235,000 breach of contract lawsuit against Jared and Lindsay Rowley. That sounds fairly routine, until you hear what the contract was and how it came to be. Two years ago, Jesse Dimmick was a wanted man. He was a suspect …
I May Never Eat Again
I do believe I have found the anti Cherpumple. It’s name is Twinkling Turkey and it sounds, for lack of a better descriptor, like complete shite wrapped in a blarfcake glazed in who’s dumbfuck idea was that sauce. So…who’s dumbfuck idea was it? Hostess’s, as it turns out. In 2006 the company put out a …
Funeral Arrangements
While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them. Dad wasn’t sold: “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”
Cherpumple
If any of my dessert creating family is reading this (yes Brad, I’m looking at you), it would make you even more of a legend in my eyes if you could pull off the construction of a Cherpumple for one of our family’s various christmases. I know what you’re thinking. what the hell is a …
St. Joe’s Has Its Bus Stop Back
Yup it’s me, queen of the quick posts. I have a very happy update to the St. Joseph’s bus stop going away story. To make a long story short, it’s back where it belongs! It actually was brought back Thursday, but I’ve been a little swamped. I thought this editorial did an awesome job of …
Who’s Gonna Sing This Song? Carin’s Gonna Sing This Song, It’ll Be In Her Head For Days And Days Now
This damn song from this video from Cracked.com won’t leave me alone. Who’s got a face like waaaa? Just don’t say your name is poop around that guy.
You Talkin’ To Me? If So, Please Speak Into This Police Camera
This is pretty gross. Oxford taxi conversations to be recorded, council rules Sadly, the way things are going, the days of being able to say of course this is a UK idea look to be coming to an end. But yes, this is indeed a UK idea. A council spokeswoman said the “video and audio …
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The Sound Of Old Things
Don’t you just love it when you’re in your early 30’s but the internet is doing its best to make you feel ancient? That just happened to me thanks to this piece called 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard. I remember all of them. My grandparents even still have a rotary phone …
A Nice Little Song About Beer
Thanks to Twitter I believe I have found the newest song that’s going to be impossible to get out of my head. If this doesn’t get you in the spirit for spirits or something somewhat related, nothing will. Seamus Kennedy – The Beer Song. If you need me, I think you know where I’ll be.
