Programs You Should Have And Some Suggestions For Thunderbird

Believe it or not, this place is about more than fools and their genitals. Sometimes stopping bye each day might just net you something useful, and now might just be one of those times. Lifehacker has released what they’re calling the Lifehacker Pack for Windows. It’s their list of what they think are the most …

Hey Ladies, Wanna See My Rockwood?

It seems there’s another indecent exposure enthusiast on the loose in the Guelph area. NO, it’s not me, assholes! So since it would be nice if the police catch this creep and because there’s rarely a bad time for another wooded area joke, here’s the story. The incidents have taken place at the Rockwood Conservation …

What’s More Little League, The Baseball Or The Criminals

This sounds like something straight out of a fairy tale gone a bit wrong. Police were notified just before midnight Thursday that someone was making a lot of noise at the Rolando Little League snack bar in Rolando Park on Vigo Drive, La Mesa police Sgt. Colin Atwood said. When officers arrived they found the …

When The Police Tell You You Have The Wrong Number, They’re Probably Right

And now, today’s reminder to always make sure you’re calling the right person. Yes, police do like prostitutes, but not usually in the way you’re intending, Mr. Pimp Guy. Police in Middletown, Conn., arrested a man and woman after the couple allegedly called an on-duty police officer and offered up a prostitute. According to police, …

Today’s The Day The Teddy Bears Have Their Virginity Stolen

How was I not familiar with the work of Charles Marshall? Clearly I’m slipping and must do better. The 28-year-old Ohio man was recently arrested for the fourth time in two years for doing the same thing. That thing is public masturbation with a teddy bear assistant. Three of those arrests resulted in convictions. Charles …

The Lights Aren’t On, And Nobody’s Home, Either

I shouldn’t have to tell any of you this, but since this kind of crap happens with such stunning regularity, I shall. No, people of Atlanta or anywhere else, President Obama will not pay your utility bills for you if you give the nice man on the phone your Social Security number and banking information. …

Jumping Off The Empire State Building

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around …

Have You Always Been Faithful?

A couple is celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in a lovely restaurant. They’re talking about how happy their marriage has been and still is. The husband says, “We have been married for so long, 50 wonderful years, but there is something I have been meaning to ask you.” “Yes, dear, anything you want,” replies the …