Aftershokz Headphones Rock!

Man I’m a chatterbox right now. Well, I figure I’d better get it in before I go back to work and hardly have time to think. A little while ago, I had heard about these headphones called Aftershokz. All I knew about them was they were a type of those bone conduction headphones I’d heard …

Maybe Police Should Do A Google Search For Thorough Phorensic Investigation Methods

When I heard about this story, it sounded like it should have been a piece of satire, written in a PC magazine somewhere. Sadly, this is no joke. I think everybody knows who Casey Anthony is, right? Prosecutors couldn’t prove conclusively that she had killed her daughter. They even searched her computer and had no …

Those 12 Steps Will come In Handy, Since He May Soon Be Walking Everywhere

If only Donald Blood III had humbly asked his greater power to remove his shortcomings, perhaps none of this would be happening. To be specific, the shortcoming that prevents him from being able to distinguish a paved parking lot from a grass-filled lawn. That one’s causing all kinds of problems for him right now. And …

I’m Guessing He Lost The Race

So you’ve just stolen a car. What do you do next? If you’re David Williams of St. Clair, Missouri, that’s an easy one. Pull up beside some officers assisting a stranded motorist on the highway and see if they want to race, then gun it! Luckily or perhaps not given how things ended for him, …

Tighten Up On Those Handcuffs, Homie!

I talked about the guys stealing that woman’s driveway having balls. This took some balls too…although it probably won’t work out too well in the end. Patrick Townsend was stopped by police, at which point they found a whole bunch of meth in his boxers. So, off to the station he went, where he confessed …

Drivin’ Away With a Driveway

So, we can add driveways to the list of things you wouldn’t think people could steal. Yup, 300 square feet of pavers just dug up in broad daylight and trucked away. That takes balls. The only thing that saved them was the victim had had legitimate construction folks building a barn on the property, so …

The Guelph Public Library’s Free Internet Access Is Safe…For Now

In April, I wrote about the trouble the Guelph Public Library was about to have thanks to the Harper government cutting the funding that makes free internet access there possible. Today, there’s an update on the fundraising effort that Cam Guthrie launched to help save it. According to the story, funding for 2013 has been …