The Second Installment of Here’s Where I’ve Been For The Last Stretch Of Time

And, if you’re not bored yet, this thing keeps rollin’. Random observation: There are all of these either police cars or firetrucks that we always hear that have sirens like in Indiana Wants Me. What’s up with that? I’ve never heard so many sirens that sound like that…anywhere. They sound ancient. I’m afraid that anything …

What’s New In The World of Steve and Carin, The First Installment

So yeah. James said it was weird that there was an actual post from actual me. I’m about to blow his mind with another one…although this thing looks like a beast that could spawn several. Let’s see how far I get before I have to stop and split it. This is becoming a theme in …

Wine Ice Cream Is A Thing, And It Sounds Kind Of Fantastic

You’re getting a little tired of your wine sippy cup, but not tired of being buzzed. What to do…what to do? How about grabbing yourself a few pints of Mercer’s Dairy’s wine ice cream? The idea sounds kind of silly at first, but the stuff contains up to 5% alcohol, which is as strong or …

Good News, Clumsy Drinkers. Salvation Has Arrived!

If you’re one of those drinkers who finds it hard not to spill all over yourself after you’ve had a few, today just might be your lucky day. For the low low price (for once I’m not saying that entirely sarcastically) of 14 and a half American dollars, you can have your very own Wine …

Sugar Land: A City So Safe, The Criminals Come To The Police

Every day, untold numbers of homes are broken into. Some of them, as we’ve seen time and again, are broken into by people for whom planning is clearly not a personal strength. But it’s not every day we see planning of such poor quality that it results in a couple of guys breaking into the …

Rappin’ For Jesus. This Can’t Be Real, Can It?

As I said on Twitter where I first saw it, I really don’t want this Rappin’ for Jesus video to be fake, but I have a feeling it probably is. but the fact that it’s only a feeling and not a sure thing is interesting. What does it say about how out of touch with …

With A Name Like That, No Wonder Things Turned Into Such A Meth

On the 4100 block of 34th Street, at 3:43 p.m., Sacramento police responded to a welfare check call, and found two children – ages 3 and 4 – walking in the street unsupervised. After some time and presumably a little bit of good old fashioned police work, their mother was also located. She was arrested …

Excuse Me Officer, Can You Help Me Find More Trouble Than I’m Already In?

for most guys, asking for directions is something we just don’t do. And for this guy, it’s something he probably shouldn’t have done. Kenneth Charlton, 41, found himself a little lost one morning. So when he saw a police cruiser parked by the side of the road, he decided to ask the friendly officer inside …