Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I feel like this Onion story is probably pretty close to what it must be like to work for WWE. CEO Has Special Knack For Recognizing Great Ideas And Ruining Them BALTIMORE—Employees at local technology firm Halverson Enterprises remarked to reporters Monday that CEO Peter Weathers, 61, has an extraordinary gift for discovering great ideas …
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This is from 2012, but I’m noting it anyway because of the total whatthefuckedness of it all. Employees said the man entered the bank wearing stick-on facial tattoos and a vest made out of sheet metal, and then took off his shoes and socks and put them in a wastebasket. He then put a small …
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This one’s a bit of a groaner, but I like it. It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: “Ames” “Here!” “Jenson” “Here!” “Jones” “Here!” “Magersky” “Here!” “Seeback” No answer. “SEEBACK! The troops remained totally silent. …
I’m not one to believe in things like ghosts and spirits, but this is a little weird so what the hell, let’s write it down. Most nights we fall asleep listening to Those Old Radio Shows on CHML. On the weekends, that often means waking up to infomercials by Purity Products, who would like very …
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Happy freezing ass Monday, everyone. Just what we hoped for after our freezing ass weekend, am I right? No? Yeah, didn’t think so. Believe it or not, Carin and I seriously went out for frozen yogurt on freezing ass Saturday. We felt like idiots at first, but once we walked into the place and saw …
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Woooohooooo! Ok, that’s out of my system. I can write. We have talked about our canine nextdoor neighbour. Her name was Bella, but we had a fondness for calling her Shitlip. Why? That apartment would stink really bad like animal urine. We were sure that either that dog was having accidents all the time, or …
I haven’t planted an inside joke in a post in a while…figured I’d go for two weird ones in the title. I heard about something on CBC radio that I’ve been meaning to write about for a while. The morning guy was talking about this app that parents can install on their kids’ phones that …
So yeah…I guess I’m about due for a weird and wacky dream. I blame the show “Dates from Hell” for this dream. No, it’s not as nightmarish as the things that go on in that show, but it was to do with something one of the victims said. Due to the maniac she took on …
Oh hey, it’s a guest post from Gill. But before she begins, I must disagree with her or at the very least pose a question. At what point did Hedley rock? I must have missed that. If you are watching the Gray Cup this rather cold day you might notice who the halftime performers are. …
I meant to post this last week, but here it is now. Oh well, a week is a marked improvement compared to how long it usually takes me to post things. I went to Accessibility Camp Toronto last Saturday. I love going to those things. I always pick up tidbits of information, plus get re-energized. …
