Welcome To The Quiet And Frustrated Season, Plus Some Holiday Observations

Good morning, Vomiteers! Wow, there’s one we haven’t busted out in a while. Sorry it’s been a little quiet around here…again. I feel like I just finished apologizing for that same thing a few weeks back, probably because I did. But yeah, sure has been quiet around here lately, hasn’t it? Between entering the Christmas …

Ow! That Smarts!

Obviously, we here at Vomit Comet World HQ strongly advise against putting meth pipes in your vagina. But if you must, we encourage you in the strongest manner possible not to get into a car accident while they’re there. According to The Smoking Gun, police officers responding to the accident found that 26-year-old Jeana Marie …

Tower, Do I Have Clearance To Unleash The Beast?

When it comes to the case of Shawn Harvell,, I dont’ know if I’m more creeped out or jealous of the lucky son of a bitch. Police said a Metro officer driving on 38th Street near Lawndale Avenue was flagged down by two women. One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on …

Do they Have Taco Bell In England? That Might Explain the Fire Extinguisher Part, At Least

They don’t come right out and say it, but I think it’s a good bet that alcohol may have been a factor during Joseph Small’s hotel stay. Those fire extinguisher hoses don’t just put themselves in there, after all. Joseph Small, 20, threw his clothes off and grabbed the appliance from the fourth floor of …

Hopefully He’ll Inherit A Better Understanding Of Email Scams

I don’t know whether or not Robert Allan Wright Jr. is a good lawyer, but considering that he fell for a Nigerian scam brought to him by a client to the extent that he was borrowing money from other clients to help pay the fees to secure a supposed inheritance, my suspicion is no. But …

The UK Decides It Doesn’t Have Enough Babies, Starts Removing Them From Tourists

Often these UK posts are completely ridiculous and stupid, but there’s a bit of underlying humour to be found somewhere. But now they’ve gone and kidnapped an Italian woman’s kid and are in the process of having it adopted out against her will. Oh, and when I say kidnap, what I really mean is remove …

United Breaks Cats And Dogs

Actually, make that United *bakes* cats and dogs. But, according to Sinclair, her pets were not safe. In fact, she says, the comfort stop nearly killed them. As she sat in her window seat looking out onto the tarmac of George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Sinclair says she saw a cargo employee kick Sedona’s …

Canada Post Is Going To Make Us Pay More Money For Less Service. Who Do They Think They Are, Bell?

In the face of mounting losses, Canada Post has come up with an innovative plan to keep its services sustainable. that plan? Massive service cuts and price increases. The Conference Board of Canada study estimated savings of $576 million a year by eliminating door-to-door delivery to urban homes. Those areas – which account for about …