I love Snopes.com. It’s often the first place I look when somebody sends me a story for the site that I’m not so sure about the truthfulness of, and it’s always where I send somebody who forwards me a dire warning about or a miracle cure for anything. If you’ve never used it, you should. …
Monthly Archives: September 2014
Bob The Undertaker
Bob, an undertaker, came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day,” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body …
It’s Me! Anybody Here?
So…I’m sure you’re wondering where the heck we’ve been, and why, when we come back to life, we’re spewing out stories about aptly named dumbasses and…gross individuals. Were we gone for an awesome vacation? Were we in a coma and don’t even realize we’ve missed almost a month? Well, if all else fails you can …
It’s A Smallwood After All
When your name is Ryan Christopher Smallwood, you’d think that the last conversation you would want to get involved in would be one about your…well…wood. In this case, you would be wrong. At about 1 a.m., a Rock Hill police officer working overtime at the Waffle House on South Anderson Road noticed Ryan Christopher Smallwood, …
He Still Could’ve Been Better
This one’s kind of funny. A Manassas City principal resigned and has lost his teaching license after officials alleged that he falsified most of his educational credentials, presenting himself as having college degrees he did not and slipping through school system vetting procedures. His name? Robin Toogood.
Give Me All Your Money! Ok, How About Some Of It? Any Of It? Anybody?
Today in a life of crime is not for you, we have this clown from Seattle. A 40-year-old man entered a restaurant in the 600 block of Fifth Avenue South about 8 p.m. and instructed employees to pass him all the cash in the register, according to police reports. He reportedly flashed a long, metal …
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The Pain In Spain Falls Mainly From The Plane
There’s a reason it’s called the ice bucket challenge and not the ice fire-fighting plane challenge, you fucking idiot. Photographer Bruno Brokken, 51, was flown to hospital in a “critical condition” after the aeroplane opened the hatch dropping 396 gallons of water from a height of 22 feet at an aerodrome near Girona in north …
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I’ll Have A Large Trouble Trouble, Extra Cream
Listen up, fellas. I’m gonna say this one more time. It probably won’t be the last time mind you, but a guy can dream. No matter how much you like the girl and want nothing more in this world than for her to just like you back, there are much, and I really do mean …
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