We try to be fun and educational here, so here’s the history of the world… as told by the Frantics in 1988. Ok, so it’s just part one for now, but it’s a good start. The Frantics Walk Upright is the entire history of the world compressed into a 2hr live show. Okay, we skimmed, …
Monthly Archives: March 2015
You Win, Bungalow Kid
Scott Helman – Bungalow God damn, did that song ever annoy me when it first came out. Don’t ask me exactly why, but Jesus, I hated it. Best I can explain it, it was some combination of good lord it sounds whiny, I feel like he’s trying to cram too many fucking syllables into some …
Bunkist
We’ve got a second beverage fueled shooting, this one involving an apparent lack of orange juice in the Dukes family home. Orange juice, for the record, is better beer than either Busch or Budweiser. Eldridge Dukes, 58, and his son were fighting about the lack of orange juice in their home, according to a Baton …
Bud. Weis. Ow!
I don’t want to sound like a heartless dick or worse yet a beer snob, but when you’re arguing over whether Busch or Bud is the better beer and then your buddy gives you the kind you don’t like and guns are drawn, maybe just turn them on yourselves and get it over with. The …
New From HarpCo
It’s the ISIS Night Light.
Ladies Love The Hamrick Hammer
I was going to start off with a line something like “Jesus dude, obviously women don’t like that,” but it’s Florida so for all I know this could be how folks wish each other happy Wednesday. A witness told Port St. Lucie police he saw a man in a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts …
I Heard A Song On The…Radial?
I learned something last week, and apparently I’m not the only one who did. Someone was talking about those fields on a form where you have to choose one choice, for example are you male or female, and kept referring to them as radial buttons. I was 99.999999999999 percent sure they were supposed to be …
Not Stupid
What do you want to bet this fella was pretty well shit at hide and seek? Jordan Meier was traveling with three passengers at around 9pm when a Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over his 2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo on a Lincoln street for a traffic violation. Meier was subsequently “placed into custody for …
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrm…Bzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think we all know this experience. You pick up the phone, say hello, and a second later, you get blasted by the sound of a boat horn. Then a voice says you’ve won a cruise and all you have to do is do a survey…at which point, hopefully you hang up because you think …
Trix Pics
Woo! Trix pictures! Woo! I’ve had these pictures for months, and have meant to put them up. But the process of putting them up, for me at least, is a bit laborious, and as I’ve said repeatedly, laborious processes and the captain don’t mix too well. Then I headed back to work and got busy, …