Dominyk Alfonseca definitely handed a bank teller a robbery note. She definitely put money on the counter for him. He was definitely arrested with a bag full of cash. We know these things are definites because he posted photos and videos on his Instagram of all but one of those things happening and admits to …
Monthly Archives: August 2015
Next Time At Least Take A Stab At A Better Hideout
If I were Jared Hudson and I’d just had an argument with my dad that ended when I stabbed him multiple times in the head with a screwdriver, running and hiding would most likely be my idea too. But of all the places I might go, I’d not have thought of one of the washrooms …
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Goodbye Strange One
Now and then I’ll come across something in the news that pretty much defies explanation. And if Christian Radecki is being honest about his lack of substance ingestion or a mental health condition (there’s nothing official so far to indicate that he isn’t), I’m pretty certain this is one of those times. The 44-year-old Floridian …
Baseball, Books And More Music Than I Could Possibly Listen To? Please Take My Money, TuneIn
Often when I open the TuneIn Radio app, I’m greeted with a pitch for the premium service. Now and then I’ve thought about trying it out since what it offers sounds pretty decent, but I’ve never bothered to give it a go. But it seems I may have to get off my arse and just …
Purina Diet
A joke written like a true story that I can actually picture happening. Kind of makes me want to be the one to pick up Tansy’s next bag of dog food just to have the chance to mess with somebody. A friend of mine has a huge Labrador Retriever. It eats a lot, and we …
Call The Cops And I’ll Kill You! No Way. You’ll Just Back Out Like You Always Do, You Jerk
I’ve lost count of how many times some fool has called the cops to straighten out a less than desirable drug transaction and I can even recall a prostitution deal or two going wrong over the years with similar results. But a customer and his hired hitman both calling the police to settle the monetary …
If You’re Wanting To Try To Sell Hot Pizza Pies, Just Forget It
Good: Making money. Bad: By steeling 5 cases of frozen pizza from a local warehouse and attempting to sell them. Worse: To the town’s police department. Troopers in Nome received reports of a burglary at the Gambell Native Store warehouse at around 10:00 a.m. Sunday in the village of Gambell. Investigations revealed that 29-year-old John …
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Ducks In A Bar
Three little ducks waddle into a bar. “Good afternoon!” the bartender says to the first duck. “What’s your name?” “Huey,” the duck says. “How’s your day been, Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey. “That’s nice,” said the bartender. He turned to …
Shoot Me Once, Shame On You. Shoot Me Twice, Shame ON Me. Shoot Me 3 Times…?
File this one under some folks never learn. A man shot and wounded Sunday night near 18th and Emmet was shot and wounded in the same neighborhood last September. Omaha police Monday said Ran’dell Busch, 27, was in critical, but stable condition following the shooting late Sunday night. Police found him wounded after responding to …
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Currently Popping Raft?
I’m long past the point of being way overdue to update my CPR certifications, but one of the things I do remember from the long forgotten classes I took is the part where they tell you to assess the situation as carefully as you can in the short amount of time you have to react. …
