I’m Hoping For A Warning, But I’m Probably Going To Blow It

One of the hardest questions a person can ask himself is do I have a drug problem? I don’t want to claim I have all the answers, but for future reference, if you get pulled over by the police and can’t even wait until the end of what was about to be a routine traffic …

Help Save The University Of North Dakota’s Music Therapy Program

Our friend Barb, who is in the process of becoming a music therapist herself, passed me this news and asked if I could put it up. I’m not a music therapist, but I’ve seen the positive impact that music therapy can have on people’s lives, so of course I can. On March 4, 2016 The …

Mommy! I Hit It! *Gurgle Gurgle Flop*

In general I’m not the type of person who would laugh at a shooting victim and tell her she got what she deserved, but when you’re one of those gun-rights people and you get shot in the back as you drive through town by the possibly unsecured 4-year-old son you’ve been bragging about teaching to …

EmailInventor@Cemetery.com

As you sit down to go through this morning’s crop of newsletters, chain letters, Viagra ads and notifications from Facebook that someone you know even less has also commented on the post of someone you hardly know, take a moment to remember Ray Tomlinson, the man who made it all possible. At the time, there …

Screaming TV’s And Radios: It’s Not Just For Weather Alerts Anymore

Last Sunday night, we were watching TV like any other night. I should note that the weather outside was completely calm and anything but frightful. Then, all of a sudden, the sound that I thought was strictly reserved for weather events went off. Sorry I had to use a shitty Youtube video that was taken …

There’s Been A Misunderstanding. I Was Talking About Hot Dogs And Coconuts

A company that provides online sign language interpreting services is suing a 51-year-old man for an unspecified amount in damages because, they say, he massively abused both their service and himself throughout 2015. They accuse David Marcano of making 4,646 calls to their video chat even though he isn’t deaf, but the bigger issue seems …