Here’s a refreshing bit of honesty or self-awareness or something. A man caught trying to provide a fraudulent urine sample for a circuit court-mandated drug test identified himself as “Dumb Ass” when the arresting deputy asked him his first name, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office report. Asked if he’d just responded with “Dumb …
Monthly Archives: September 2016
It’s Fun To Steal From The YMCA, But It Doesn’t Pay Very Well
There’s no sound, but what you’re watching is surveillance video of a fellow who might have a tough time paying his bail when the police eventually catch up with him. The surveillance footage, recorded Sept. 10 at the YMCA Doris Mechanick Child Development Center in Indio, shows a man drop into the playroom through the …
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Today In Things We’re Supposed To Be Offended By: Scary Eyed Halloween Heads
Some of you younger folks may not believe this, but there once was a time when, though things were not perfect in this world much like they aren’t perfect now, people were allowed to have something called fun. You were allowed to eat junkfood now and again without having to hear ceaselessly about how awful …
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Have You Heard? If You Drill A Hole In Your New iPhone, You’ll Get To Buy A New iPhone
People will believe any damn thing. This is a fact. And should you decide that now might be a fine time to work out your contrarian muscles and not take my word for it, I give you this. Oh come on, Steve. This is so obviously a terrible idea, not to mention a prank. It …
An Update From The Land Of Brad And Trix
I’m so glad Brad did this update, complete with pictures. Now we can catch up on the life of Trix, which is still pretty good. Take it away, Brad. Rumour has it that it’s been quite some time since we last heard how good Ole Trixie is doing. Well my hound-loving blog readers, we’re about …
It’s Ontario-O-O’s New Song! What Do You Think?
When I first heard that the Ontario song was getting an update, I channeled my inner old person and cringed. What on earth were they going to do to it, and would I hate it for years to come? But I’m pleasantly surprised. I kind of like the feel of the new song. For reference, …
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Bare Spray
I read this story of a fellow accidentally spraying bear spray down his own pants, and I started wincing. I can only imagine how bad that must have hurt. I say this for two reasons: 1. because duh, it’s friggin bear spray. If just breathing it in would make a bear run away, then imagine …
You Found it, Duffy Moon!
It has taken me over seven years to do it, but I took another look for that Duffy Moon video I mentioned in this old post, and someone has uploaded it to Youtube! Here it is, all 45 minutes of its…glory? I really didn’t remember much of this video. Somehow, I never noticed how much …
My Other Car Is A Rolling Party
Not much to this one, but it does feature my new favourite excuse for being no good at drinking and driving. You see officer, the vehicle with which I just plowed into that there stationary one is not my drinking car. They don’t explain exactly what that means, but I can only assume that she’s …
If You Use Any Services Powered By Yahoo!, It Might Be Time To Change Some Passwords
So…uh, this is not good. Very not good. Hackers strongly believed to be state-sponsored swiped account records for 500 million Yahoo! webmail users. And who knew there were that many people using its email? The troubled online giant said on Thursday that the break-in occurred in late 2014, and that names, email addresses, telephone numbers, …