I Thought The French Were Supposed To Have Good Taste In Food

I’ve said it before, and though judging from this ridiculousness it may be one of my more unpopular opinions, I’ll say it again. Nutella is bad. But here people in France are, fighting over the stuff like it’s Black Friday or something. Brawls have broken out in French supermarkets as shoppers scramble to get their …

Stone Temple Pilots Have A New Singer And A New Song

So, what do we think of new Stone Temple Pilots singer Jeff Gutt, and how do we feel about “Meadow”, the band’s new single? I was a big fan of Scott Weiland. You don’t just go out an replace someone so talented. But honestly, I’m fine with this. It sounds like a song that a …

Chocolate Chipped Tooth

This is pretty much your standard, garden variety food feud, which is sad. Things like these are supposed to be dumb and weird, not barely worth a comment. Richard Anthony Hessic was upset that someone ate the last chocolate chip cookie and that his girlfriend of three years wasn’t taking him seriously, according to police. …

“Give Me My Stuff Back Or I’m Calling The Cops!” “You’re Way Ahead Of You, Dude.”

There may be a genius at work here, but that person is absolutely, positively 100 percent not Clayton Rowland Cowman Jr. We know this because not only did he call the police after somebody robbed him of cash and dope, but then, just in case there was still any doubt, he repeatedly called a narcotics …

I know you Heavy Black Heart Emoji, But If You Use Too Many, I Loudly Crying Face And Your Post Becomes A Smiling Pile Of Poo!

Oh my god this is amazing, and I wish I’d written it. But since I didn’t, I’ll just link to it and give it a +1000. Emojis are cute and they are everywhere. Some of them are quite amusing and I have learned about a few new ones over the years. I don’t mind a …

Fact-Checker, Fact-Checker

Here’s another one from Randy Rainbow, A.K.A. the Desperate Cheeto guy. Something occurred to me as I watched this. I laughed because it was funny, but I couldn’t escape the feeling that some of the references seemed way out of date. It was similar to the one I would get in 2009 while sitting at …

Weird Al Did A Ramones Cover For Dr. Demento’s Punk Album

Words I never expected to type: Weird Al did a Ramones cover. No, not a parody, an actual cover. Which in its own way is still weird because although he’s obviously an extremely talented musician, you don’t generally think of him as someone who does anything other than parody famous songs or write his own …