It’s pretty obvious to anyone with eyes, ears or a brain that Canada’s flooding problem has gotten worse in the last few years. So naturally, now is the perfect time to cut a province worth of conservation authority funding in half. Ontario conservation authorities say the provincial government has cut their funding for flood management …
Monthly Archives: April 2019
A Few Minutes Of Freudian News Bloopers
Some of these you may have seen before (I recognize a few from the other day), but I’m sure you’ll find something new. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC_jWznPbaA And happy tenth birthday, Hugh!
PC Government About To Spin So Hard We’ll All Feel Dizzy
This should be fun. I can hardly wait to see which of these poor schlubs they shove out here to explain to us all that this bad thing we’re doing is actually good because *spins the wheel of utter nonsense*. NDP revives Tory bill curbing taxpayer-funded partisan ads in bid to embarrass Ford government The …
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Lifesaver
Another one I thought I’d already posted. Happy Easter, by the way. Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch having a chat. “Do you still get horny,” the first one asks? “Oh sure I do,” replies the second. “What do you do about it,” asks the first? “I suck on a lifesaver and …
Does Your Babyhole Need A Babypod?
Hey ladies. What if I told you that for 150 bucks you could buy a little speaker that goes into your vagina so you can play music to your unborn child? Don’t all line up at once. For $150, you can purchase your very own “Babypod”, a small speaker that can be plugged into any …
If Your Pool Wasn’t Hosed Already…
…It is now. Colorado Avalanche eliminate Calgary Flames from Stanley Cup playoffs My memory for hockey trivia isn’t the best, so I thought maybe that was why I was having trouble thinking of another time when the league’s two best teams got massacred so badly that they could only manage a single playoff win between …
Six Months Of Shmans
Tansy has been very much neglected up here, but I have once again amassed quite the list of updates, observations and acknowledgements of time. Back in October, Tansy got out her barf bingo dabber and checked off that month. I think the little rip stole some dropped food at a social event at work, but …
The Best News Bloopers Of 2018
Hey, it’s only April. Part one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pmUSYfBmF0 Part two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btHha4BB6GU
Let’s Fix Security By Breaking It. That’ll Show ‘Em
Maybe PluginVulnerabilities.com runs a great service. I don’t know. But I also don’t care, because chances are solid that I’m never going to use it. Why? Well, because irresponsibly endangering the entire internet as a form of protest is an extremely dumb, unprofessional thing to do even if some of your gripes might be legitimate. …
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My God, Guelph And Columbus Actually Won
It’s not every day that a team I root for does something historic that doesn’t involve losing to death, so allow me a moment to gloat. The Guelph Storm complete their remarkable comeback against the London Knights, winning Game 7 by a 6-3 score It will go down as one of the greatest comebacks in …