Ahh What The Heck. I’m Already Here Anyway

I don’t know what other problems Casey Michael Lewis may have, but impulse control is clearly an issue for him. According to police, Casey Michael Lewis, 34, was booked into the St. Lucie County jail around 4 AM Thursday following his arrest at a Walmart for grand theft, a felony, and other charges. Lewis bonded …

Look On The Bright Side. You Did End UP Getting Screwed

The best thing about the story of Jon Omer Sengul isn’t that he called 911 to complain about a prostitution transaction gone awry, but rather that he seemed to know exactly what he was doing and didn’t much care. And yes, his name being Jon is also kind of fun. When contacted by police, Sengul …

Their Pay Goes Down, And Then Goes Up Again…

This is nice, but why is the pay bump only a temporary one? If we’re going to sit here and call these people heroes and crow about the important work they’re doing, should we not pay them as though we mean it? And is that not especially true now that we know that life being …

You Know That Ain’t Them Dogs’ Real Voice

Ok, people. We have established that guide dogs can’t read maps, traffic lights, street signs or the news. Now, let’s clear something else up while we’re at it. Dogs aren’t writing anything either. There’s a Facebook page called Zoe the Seeing Eye dog. In it, Zoe’s handler writes as if she is the dog, like …

They Should Have Charged Her With Disturbing The Piece

If Fatos Cala really did say racist things to this woman, then perhaps he deserved the pizza to the dome. But what incentive would there be for him to do that if somebody wasn’t starting trouble first and causing him to lose his damn mind? I’d love to know how politely this interaction began. Responding …

No, But She Does Mention A Scott Free

Just before the world went splat and the idea of going to concerts became a thing of the past, we went to see Tanya Tucker. What a good show! Anyway, during the show, of course she sang “What’s Your Mamma’s Name, Child”. First, the song had its intended effect on me. Then, because I must …

There Are No Rules About Mental Distancing. Stop That!

I have been feeling anxious when out walking because I never feel like I can keep the six feet of distance. This is not helped by Shmans’s tendency to kind of buzz people as they go by. Sometimes she just scoots past them, and sometimes she has sniffed people in a moment of weakness. Either …