Brad sent this. First I laughed like everyone else, but then the video ended before we found out if she ever figured out where to put it and now I can’t stop thinking about it. I may have to look up it…look it up. I said look it up. I’m sure everyone at one time …
Monthly Archives: May 2020
That’s One News Guy You Don’t Want To Mess With
This is fun. A news reporter trying to convey the power and strength of the brick breaking martial arts master he’s interviewing accidentally shows how much power and strength he himself possesses. Either that or the bricks are fake. No, couldn’t be that. Guns, baby! Woo!
Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Makes You Sink Your Kia Van
People really can’t handle spiders, can they? The woman told a state trooper she was trying to back her Kia van down the Neel’s Landing Boat Launch to put her kayak in the river when a spider jumped in her lap. Naturally, she jumped out of the van. The van then rolled into the river, …
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Too Distracted By Your Phone To Drive Properly? There’s An App For That, Because That Makes A Lot Of Sense
New app targets distracted drivers with traffic alerts Maybe I’m the idiot here, but it strikes me that the only app we should need to tackle distracted driving is one called the power button that shuts the fucking phone off while you’re driving because clearly you don’t have enough self control built in. Instead of …
If You’ve Ever Wondered What A Dickhead Sounds Like
This audio is about a year old, but it’s the first time I’ve actually heard one of these douche lords calling 911 to complain about an Amber Alert alarm. I commend the restraint of the police service. Were I them I’d have used the system’s tracing capabilities to find this rump pumpkin’s house, remove his …
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The Conservative Leadership Race Just Got Interesting
Not really at least not yet, but it sure sounds like Bryan Adams (yes, that Bryan Adams) is gearing up for a run. Based on his first campaign speech, he appears to be trying to split the Derek Sloan vote. https://www.instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/ In case this ends up deleted, here’s what he said. CUTS LIKE A KNIFE. …
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Anybody Know A Good Lawyer?
A billboard worker wound up in the hospital Tuesday morning when he tumbled off a rooftop sign in Brooklyn that happened to be touting the famed personal injury law firm Cellino & Barnes, family and officials said. David Fricker, 49, was working on the billboard around 10:28 a.m. near the corner of Church and Flatbush …
I Don’t Like Spiders And Brakes
I’m guessing that the Australian fellow who caused such a commotion while trying to kill a spider that neighbours thought a woman was being murdered and this New Yorker who flipped his car because one landed in his lap are not the same person, but I can’t confirm that. According to the sheriff’s office, the …
Sleep Talkin’ Me
Back a few months ago, Steve said he hoped I wouldn’t be like Jenna Evans and swallow anything in my sleep because I’ve become quite elaborate in the things I say and do, mostly say, once I’ve headed off to the land of Nod. I’ve been meaning to write down the totally weird and wacky …
Faptism
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I do not understand the appeal of meth. I mean sure, maybe beating off in a baptismal pool in front of a church full of people is fun for some folks, but I am not those folks. One person who is those folks is 21-year-old Zachary …