Florida Or Not Florida

This is a fun little game. You will be presented with 20 actual news headlines. Your task is to correctly determine whether each one is something that happened in Florida or in another state. I did pretty well, scoring 14 right answers by correctly identifying five Floridians and nine non-Floridians. That number should be 16, …

Today In Weird Ass Gathering Rules

Legitimate question: Is the Ontario government coming up with these new loosened gathering and reopening rules by using a dart board or a hat? Seriously, they read like nonsense. Now you can have a wedding or a funeral ceremony outside that can include 50 people as long as those people can distance, but the minute …

Social Circles: Maybe Not The Worst Idea If You All Happen To Live Close Together

Ontario has come up with a new system that’s supposed to allow people to get closer to at least some of their family. It’s called a social circle, and it goes a little something like this. Creating what he called a “safe” social circle, the ministry physician said to start with your immediate household and …

Gotta Smoke ‘Em All

If you’re going to play Pokemon Go in a park, maybe make sure the park is open. Oh, and maybe also leave your big ass drug stash at home. A Hillsborough deputy observed Ortiz had marijuana in plain view and also noted Ortiz was actively trying to catch a wild Pokemon. A search of Ortiz’s vehicle …

WWE Going From Two Groups Of Incoherent People To One

WWE CONSOLIDATES CREATIVE TEAM, BRUCE PRICHARD TO LEAD This makes sense. Both teams ultimately answered to Vince McMahon anyway, plus I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched nearly identical stories play themselves out at the same time on shows that are supposed to be separate and distinct. Why pay two sets of people …

There’s A Whitewater Rapids Joke In Here Somewhere

Another dude has been caught slipping his baby mayo into the drink of an unsuspecting woman, but this time it’s not because he was trying to win her affection. Robert Tyson, 63, was found guilty last year of twice doing the deed to the water mug of a coworker he was having issues with. He …

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

I’m sure it’s not the case and that most of the problem is with people who are assholes on a good day sticking out like even more of a sore dong than usual right now, but sometimes it feels like the last few months has eliminated our ability to be proper, decent, civilized human beings. …

Smile, You’re ON Stolen Camera

I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but if you’re going to go into your neighbour’s garage and make off with one of his paint brushes and his fancy new security camera, maybe take an extra second to make sure that the camera isn’t on and streaming the entire time. Surveillance Video – Burglar Steals …

Police Report Increase In Selfish Dicks

Social gatherings of more than 5 on the rise, police say Yeah yeah yeah. We all want to see our families and friends and to have the normal lives we had a few months ago. But we also have rules for a reason, even if some of them, like the one where public gatherings will …

Boy Oh Boy Did I Ever Take It Hard AT The Craps Table Last Night

I don’t spend any time in casinos, but even so, most of the revelations in this video don’t surprise me. People do tend to be creepy and gross a lot no matter where they are. But who in the king hell are the ones who will sit at a gambling table and think gee, I …